u/justkatera

This is one of my favorite stories from the past because it's so silly. All the characters are in their twenties at the time.

So I have a friend in our group who's very open, talkative, and curious about sex. He's a real banker by day, and a dirty bastard by night. He can joke around and is very honest about everything. He's very handsome and flirty; I admired him, maybe even had a little crush on him, haha.

Once, for my upcoming birthday, I came up with a gift idea that I thought was great. Looking back, I think the gift was crazy, and I don't know what I was thinking. Our group was close-knit, and we always came up with some extreme gifts. We always laugh about them, and it almost turned into a game of who could give the craziest gift.

At the time, my friend was single and horny, so I had the brilliant idea to clone my penis and make him a dildo set. I thought it would be fun to tell him about it later at the party, just to play with him. I knew everyone would laugh.

So I bought this kit online that allowed me to make a vibrating replica of my penis out of silicone. The trick was to make it, harden it, and insert it into some tube, and I got a pretty good result. The replica was a little warped, but you could clearly see my veins, the foreskin on the head, and a decent girth.

At my birthday party, I insisted that my friend open his gift last. I was excited, and when he opened the gift box, he burst out laughing. "What the hell is this piece of wood?" he shouted. The atmosphere in the group was good for the first few minutes until one guy said, "That's grotesque; that thing will tear you to shreds." Another asked, "Is this covered?" My tone at the table hardened, and I felt uncomfortable, unable to say it was my penis, as I'd planned.

The whole thing started a few days later when we met at a party. My friend told me about "that" dilator he'd given me as a gift and told me how he'd been testing it. I froze when he said, in a lower voice, "You know what? That dildo you gave me works wonders for my ass." I was stunned! He explained that he used it regularly during masturbation and described in detail how the veins inside him felt and how the girth of his penis stretched his ass so perfectly.

He continued to explain that "my penis" hit his prostate and gave him mind-blowing orgasms. I was shocked, but also aroused, by the thought of him moaning with my penis inside him. I masturbated countless times, imagining my friend on all fours with my vibrator inside him while I watched. Weird, but it turned me on!

The dildo became a running joke in our group. He'd show it off around his apartment, get nicknames at parties, and I even found out he used it for anal play with other guys. He'd beg guys to fuck him hard with it. He'd suck one guy's dick and let the dildo vibrate in his tight ass.

I finally panicked when he said he'd loaned the dildo to his friend, who was clearly thrilled. WHO THE HELL SHARES DILDORS!?!?!?

I had the dildo for months, but when my friend started dating someone, they finally swapped theirs with me. He joked that the dildo was bigger than his new partner and he didn't want it around.

I don't know exactly what my "penis" is for. But it disappeared, and I decided to keep that secret to myself.

This is one of my favorite stories from the past because it's so silly. All the characters are in their twenties at the time.

So I have a friend in our group who's very open, talkative, and curious about sex. He's a real banker by day, and a dirty bastard by night. He can joke around and is very honest about everything. He's very handsome and flirty; I admired him, maybe even had a little crush on him, haha.

Once, for my upcoming birthday, I came up with a gift idea that I thought was great. Looking back, I think the gift was crazy, and I don't know what I was thinking. Our group was close-knit, and we always came up with some extreme gifts. We always laugh about them, and it almost turned into a game of who could give the craziest gift.

At the time, my friend was single and horny, so I had the brilliant idea to clone my penis and make him a dildo set. I thought it would be fun to tell him about it later at the party, just to play with him. I knew everyone would laugh.

So I bought this kit online that allowed me to make a vibrating replica of my penis out of silicone. The trick was to make it, harden it, and insert it into some tube, and I got a pretty good result. The replica was a little warped, but you could clearly see my veins, the foreskin on the head, and a decent girth.

At my birthday party, I insisted that my friend open his gift last. I was excited, and when he opened the gift box, he burst out laughing. "What the hell is this piece of wood?" he shouted. The atmosphere in the group was good for the first few minutes until one guy said, "That's grotesque; that thing will tear you to shreds." Another asked, "Is this covered?" My tone at the table hardened, and I felt uncomfortable, unable to say it was my penis, as I'd planned.

The whole thing started a few days later when we met at a party. My friend told me about "that" dilator he'd given me as a gift and told me how he'd been testing it. I froze when he said, in a lower voice, "You know what? That dildo you gave me works wonders for my ass." I was stunned! He explained that he used it regularly during masturbation and described in detail how the veins inside him felt and how the girth of his penis stretched his ass so perfectly.

He continued to explain that "my penis" hit his prostate and gave him mind-blowing orgasms. I was shocked, but also aroused, by the thought of him moaning with my penis inside him. I masturbated countless times, imagining my friend on all fours with my vibrator inside him while I watched. Weird, but it turned me on!

The dildo became a running joke in our group. He'd show it off around his apartment, get nicknames at parties, and I even found out he used it for anal play with other guys. He'd beg guys to fuck him hard with it. He'd suck one guy's dick and let the dildo vibrate in his tight ass.

I finally panicked when he said he'd loaned the dildo to his friend, who was clearly thrilled. WHO THE HELL SHARES DILDORS!?!?!?

I had the dildo for months, but when my friend started dating someone, they finally swapped theirs with me. He joked that the dildo was bigger than his new partner and he didn't want it around.

I don't know exactly what my "penis" is for. But it disappeared, and I decided to keep that secret to myself.

I'm a 21-year-old bisexual from France and I'd like to share my strange first time with a man. My first time was late; I was already 21 and had always considered myself heterosexual.

After a drunken night out with friends in the city, I was walking home alone, a mere 15-minute walk through town. Being so drunk, I went into autopilot mode (I basically remembered nothing from the trip). When I came to, I was almost home... with a young man in his twenties with medium-length curly black hair, wearing a crop top and mini shorts, who was holding my arm, very effeminate, with his head on my shoulder. I asked him his name. He looked at me but didn't answer. I tried to remember where he'd approached me (or maybe I'd approached him). Black hole, no memories. He kissed me, still without a word. I got caught up in the game, and we kissed for a long time. I tried to speak to him in English, still no response. We walk away from my house, and he's clearly leading me somewhere else. We reach the edge of the canal, under a bridge. He leans my back against the wall, out of sight, pulls down his pants, kneels down, removes my pants, and begins sucking me. I didn't have the heart to push him away, and I have to admit, it didn't take him long to get on my back. But there you go, I was still completely drunk, and when I'm drunk, I can stand up easily, but nothing stops me from ejaculating... He played with my penis for almost 40 minutes. I tried to explain to him that he had to stop, that it would never end, but communication was still impossible.

I pick him up, apologize in French and English... no response. In the euphoria of the moment, I kneel down and start sucking him, as if to apologize (he'd put so much effort into it that I didn't want to let him leave disappointed). I felt his penis grow in my mouth, and I sucked it hungrily. After only five minutes, he ejaculated deep down my throat, still without a word. To my surprise, I immediately swallowed most of it, then coughed. He pulled me to my feet and kissed me. He looked into my eyes and, with a broad smile, gave me a thumbs-up, as if to say he liked me. Then we went our separate ways.

The next day, I woke up with a terrible hangover. At first, I thought I'd dreamed it, but no; I could still taste his penis and cum in my mouth. I realized that when he watched me talk, he seemed to understand what I was saying, but when he was sucking me off, he didn't hear me at all... after all, he was deaf and mute and could read my lips a bit.

This strange encounter was my first time with a man and my first time with fellatio (and apparently, I wasn't bad at it).

The next time, I was gone for a few years. I'll tell you about it another time, but believe me, it's even weirder...