🌟Introducing the Deluxe Edition Boyfriend🌟

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Manufacturing Details:

• Origin: Delhi, with a touch of spice
• Year of manufacture: 1999
• Age: Fresh and vibrant at 27
• Gender: Male
• Quantity: 1
• Status: Single

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Specifications:

• Height: 6ft 2in (perfect for reaching high shelves)
• Complexion: Slightly brown, like a perfectly toasted marshmallow
• Body Build: Lean and mean (but mostly just lean)
• Additional Accesories: Shareable Hoodies, Bike, Laptop, Queen Size Bed, Bank Balance
• Features: Comes with an irresistible smile and twinkling eyes
• Vision: 6/6 but wears glasses while working
• Fuel: Ice Creams, Pizza and your love
• Hair: Black and short
• Previous Owners: 1
• Last Ownership: 2yrs ago
• Used: Way too much
• Condition: Repairable and mostly new
• Fears: Spiders and being Ghost(ed)
• Physical Workout: Often
• Financial Condition: Well paid SDE role at an MNC, No debts, decent savings
• Literacy: Masters Degree
• Favorite snack: You
• Sex: Anytime
• Compatibility: Still Unknown

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Hobbies and Interests:

• Movies: A cinephile, can debate about your favorite films and TV shows
• Sports: Pro badminton player in school, ready to be your doubles partner. Loves Swimming, Snooker and Table Tennis.
• Anime: Your perfect and cozy companion to watch spy X family with
• Traveling: Every Few weeks. Still new to town so exploration is on.

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Personality Traits:

• Type: INFP, Cares too much sometimes
• Curious: Always up for exploring new places, ideas, and cuisines
• Sense of Humor: Can make you laugh till your cheeks hurt
• Romantic: Expert in crafting heartwarming gestures

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Additional Features:

• Multilingual: Fluent in Hindi, English, and the language of love
• Tech Savvy: Can fix your gadgets and set up a mean movie night

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Price:

A lifetime of love, laughter, and shared adventures

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Eligibility for Owners:

• Gender: Two X
• Location: Bangalore only please (Roaming plans have expired sadly)
• Looks: Not Significant
• Passion: Must Have
• Humour: Good to Have
• Height: Greater than zero
• Age: More than 20 less than 27

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Act fast! Limited stock available!

Boyfriend for Sale – Get yours now!

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Trying again here since proper owner hasn't been located yet.

No AI was harmed in the writing of this post.

And guyss who wanna comment "AI slop", or "Cringeeee eww", Please find something better to do. It's not that serious.

And to the people who are seeing this post post again and wondering why haven't I found anyone yet: It's just that conversations don't last too long, or they live too far from me. So I'm trying again, hoping for the best :)

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🌟Introducing the Deluxe Edition Boyfriend🌟

​

Manufacturing Details:

• Origin: Delhi, with a touch of spice
• Year of manufacture: 1999
• Age: Fresh and vibrant at 27
• Gender: Male
• Quantity: 1
• Status: Single

​

Specifications:

• Height: 6ft 2in (perfect for reaching high shelves)
• Complexion: Slightly brown, like a perfectly toasted marshmallow
• Body Build: Lean and mean (but mostly just lean)
• Additional Accesories: Shareable Hoodies, Bike, Laptop, Queen Size Bed, Bank Balance
• Features: Comes with an irresistible smile and twinkling eyes
• Vision: 6/6 but wears glasses while working
• Fuel: Ice Creams, Pizza and your love
• Hair: Black and short
• Previous Owners: 1
• Last Ownership: 2yrs ago
• Used: Way too much
• Condition: Repairable and mostly new
• Fears: Spiders and being Ghost(ed)
• Physical Workout: Often
• Financial Condition: Well paid SDE role at an MNC, No debts, decent savings
• Literacy: Masters Degree
• Favorite snack: You
• Sex: Anytime
• Compatibility: Still Unknown

​

Hobbies and Interests:

• Movies: A cinephile, can debate about your favorite films and TV shows
• Sports: Pro badminton player in school, ready to be your doubles partner. Loves Swimming, Snooker and Table Tennis.
• Anime: Your perfect and cozy companion to watch spy X family with
• Traveling: Every Few weeks. Still new to town so exploration is on.

​

Personality Traits:

• Type: INFP, Cares too much sometimes
• Curious: Always up for exploring new places, ideas, and cuisines
• Sense of Humor: Can make you laugh till your cheeks hurt
• Romantic: Expert in crafting heartwarming gestures

​

Additional Features:

• Multilingual: Fluent in Hindi, English, and the language of love
• Tech Savvy: Can fix your gadgets and set up a mean movie night

​

Price:

A lifetime of love, laughter, and shared adventures

​

Eligibility for Owners:

• Gender: Two X
• Location: Bangalore only please (Roaming plans have expired sadly)
• Looks: Not Significant
• Passion: Must Have
• Humour: Good to Have
• Height: Greater than zero
• Age: More than 20 less than 27

​

​

Act fast! Limited stock available!

Boyfriend for Sale – Get yours now!

​

Trying again here since proper owner hasn't been located yet.

No AI was harmed in the writing of this post.

And guyss who wanna comment "AI slop", or "Cringeeee eww", Please find something better to do. It's not that serious.

And to the people who are seeing this post post again and wondering why haven't I found anyone yet: It's just that conversations don't last too long, or they live too far from me. So I'm trying again, hoping for the best :)

!lock