u/make_it_rain_man

I’m the big bearded dad type: the kind who can fix things, give bear hugs, listen closely when you talk, and drop into that deep, stern voice at exactly the right moment. More than anything, I’m looking for connection. Someone young and bright, who is drawn to the idea of an older man who knows himself and knows how to take care of the people around him. I'm also looking for someone who gets weak and silly in the head at the thought of a big, dominant, intelligent guy with a deep voice and lots of dirty thoughts underneath the respectable, friendly exterior.

If you've ever had dirty thoughts about one of your neighborhood dads, here's one who's available to chat with you! So come talk and let's see where the winds take us.

I'm a big hairy dad with a beard. If dads are your thing, especially the kind who know how to fix stuff, give huge hugs, pay attention to what you say, and know exactly when to break out the deep stern dad voice, then I'm definitely your guy.

I'm looking for someone to keep me company, first and foremost. Someone who is young and bright and interested in what an older man has to offer her. I'm also looking for someone who gets weak and silly in the head at the thought of a big, dominant, intelligent guy with a deep voice and lots of dirty thoughts underneath the respectable, friendly exterior.

Basically, if you've ever had dirty thoughts about one of your neighborhood dads, here's one who's available to chat with you! So come talk and let's see where the winds take us.

I'm a big hairy dad with a beard. If dads are your thing, especially the kind who know how to fix stuff, give huge hugs, listen to what you say, and know when to break out the deep stern dad voice, then I'm definitely your guy.

I'm looking for someone to keep me company, first and foremost. Someone who is young and bright and interested in what an older man has to offer her. I am also looking for someone who gets weak and silly in the head at the thought of a big, dominant, intelligent guy with a deep voice and lots of dirty thoughts underneath the respectable, friendly exterior.

Come chat and let's see where the winds take us.

I'm a big hairy dad with a beard. If dads are your thing, especially the kind who know how to fix stuff, give huge hugs, pay attention to what you say, and know exactly when to break out the deep stern dad voice, then I'm definitely your guy.

I'm looking for someone to keep me company, first and foremost. Someone who is young and bright and interested in what an older man has to offer her. I am also looking for someone who gets weak and silly in the head at the thought of a big, dominant, intelligent guy a deep voice and lots of dirty thoughts underneath the respectable, friendly exterior.

So come chat and let's see where the winds take us.

I'm a big hairy married dad with a beard. I've got a career and a life that I like, so discretion is a must. But somewhere along the way I became part of the furniture at home. I show up for the kids, I’m very involved and I pull my weight. But it feels like the more things I do right, the more invisible I am. This is happening while my sex drive and desire to explore new things have never been greater. I want to do something about this.

More about me: big and hairy but I also stay active and strong. Think “contractor fat guy,” not “sits around and plays video games” fat guy. What I'm into: movies, music (I listen constantly and always want more), cooking, reading, sports. What I'm not into: reality TV, podcasts, hiking, camping. What I'm into sexually: you're going to have to ask to find that out.

I realize this is a tall ask and I’m prepared for this to go nowhere. But it’s worth a shot.

Open-minded about age and body type. Just take care of yourself and love who you are. I’m the sort of person who gets excited about things. Be that sort of person as well, and we’ll get along great.

Your move.