u/meis_hopele55

I posted an ad last weekend for a… hookup yata yun or someone to talk to, ganon… I said sa what I’m looking for na they must be older but like more than half were babies 🥲

Where are the funny titos that are a beast in bed? Ayun yung tipo ko guys! Please lang!!!

Anyway, I’m here to rant but also… to check??? Please naman message kayo sakin mga tito. I’m a lazy texter most of the time but I’m not lazy in THAT area, I’m wild too!

Very short description nalang of me kasi napapagod na ko kakadescribe: 27, morena, 5’3”, working, from Laguna, cute, normal body type, nice to look at tits, I’m funny daw, and also can get along with mostly anyone. Ano pa ba? I like to drink but if you don’t, okay lang din. Malabo mata but refuses to wear her glasses unless absolutely necessary.

Now as for you: Ayun na nga, funny na tito age (31 and up). I’d like it if you’re taller than me. Has mode of transpo and would shoulder the checkin and other things (if we get dinner or drinks idk). Hmmm, I like morenos na may biceps pero beggars can’t be choosers so kahit ano nalang basta wag lang super taba pls (yung iba kasi di alam definition ng dad bod eh).

Ayun lang. Okay DMs are open. Will delete this soon. Nasa mood lang ako tonight.

WAIT ADDITIONAL PALA PLS LANG TRENTAHIN NA KAYO WAG NYO GAWIN PERSONALITY YUNG BLUE SCHOOL, GREEN SCHOOL KUNG ANO MANG KULAY YAN JUSKEWW.

Sooo, it’s just one of those days where I stumble back into this subreddit not knowing what I want. Kasi here’s the thing, I know my worth! Pero sometimes… I go on sale 🤪 Hence the title 😁

Ayun nga, I’m horny as fckkkk but also, should I do this again? With random strangers? I thought I was over this! Hahahaha so actually di ko talaga alam what I want from this. Baka kausap nalang muna? Not like phone sex or what haaaa, I tried before but SOP doesn’t get me off eh. So like usap with a bit of nsfw but not full on fantasy play thru text cos that’s just weird to me.

I’m from Laguna, 5’3”, morena. Normal body type. Face card is oki lang. Idk. I’m not good at describing my features pero most people I meet irl from here tells me I look pretty daw. I’m funny and likes to choke on it when I go down on people 🤪

About you: I honestly don’t know. Basta shempre pogi is a plus! I only talk to guys older and taller than me. You must have a plan if you are to make yaya to me. And I don’t commute so there needs to be a means of transpo.

Ayun lang. DMs are open.