[M4f] My overly honest Tinder profile
It’s Thursday night, and after a grueling day at work, I’m back home with a hot pizza on the table in front of me, and porn playing on the screen. A typical evening, unfortunately. I eat while watching a young, petite woman get fucked in the ass and slapped by a fat old guy.
I want that too. I’m single, I hardly ever have sex, and I’m only marginally more attractive than the guy in the video. The fact that I move every few years for work and never bother to go out certainly doesn’t help.
I want to fuck, cum, get my dick sucked, finger wet pussies, lick hard nipples, grab, and even be violent.
Although I swore after a few failed attempts that I’d never use Tinder again, I’m now creating a new profile. Driven by my frustration, with no regard for the rules. I’m using my profile text as a wish list, as a venting outlet. I need to let this frustration out.
> Tom, 37 > > I’m single and not in the mood for a normal relationship. I want sex. Actually, I don’t want a woman/girlfriend/whatever. I need a willing sex toy. A pussy to cum in, ass cheeks to cushion my hard thrusts, tits to play with. > > We might be a good match if you’d rather keep my dick warm than chew my ears off. If you’d rather blink at me with your tight asshole than with your empty eyes. If it turns you on when I hit you. > > Bonus points if you can cook.
I add a few photos to my profile. The photos aren’t bad, but they show me. Just some guy with a body that knows more pizza joints than gyms.
The pizza is cold by now, but my dick is still surprisingly hard. I start swiping randomly and liking every woman in the area. And the longer I do it, the more pointless this whole thing seems. There’s no match anyway.
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Kinks: D/s, mysogyny, anal, cum play, rough sex, nakedness (voy/exh, ENF, ...)
Limits: underage, animals, severe pain, scat, noncon, bimbos, diseases, pregnancies, cheating