u/nervous_pilchard

You flipped my life, turned it upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how we became to have a beaut of an affair

Hope you like the intro. I know you're thinking of the original lyrics now and it will stay in your head all day!

So I'm hoping to find a lovely person who is local-ish so we can meet when the time is right. I am looking for the right person to build something nice together

What have I got to offer? Wit, charm, sarcasm and affection. I will keep you on your toes and make you smile at the most inappropriate moments.

I'm 6ft tall, curly hair and deep brown eyes. I'm sporting the dad bod and have a repertoire of dad jokes to match it.

No messing around, no ghosting and no pressure. I know how this works and will make sure it's with sailing.

So, I pulled up to your house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the world "Yo, Holmes, smell ya later"

I looked at our future, I was finally there

To sit on our throne in a magnificent affair

You flipped my life, turned it upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how we became to have a beaut of an affair

Hope you like the intro. I know you're thinking of the original lyrics now and it will stay in your head all day!

So I'm hoping to find a lovely person who is local-ish so we can meet when the time is right. I am looking for the right person to build something nice together

What have I got to offer? Wit, charm, sarcasm and affection. I will keep you on your toes and make you smile at the most inappropriate moments.

I'm 6ft tall, curly hair and deep brown eyes. I'm sporting the dad bod and have a repertoire of dad jokes to match it.

No messing around, no ghosting and no pressure. I know how this works and will make sure it's with sailing.

So, I pulled up to your house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the world "Yo, Holmes, smell ya later"

I looked at our future, I was finally there

To sit on our throne in a magnificent affair

You flipped my life, turned it upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how we became to have a beaut of an affair

Hope you like the intro. I know you're thinking of the original lyrics now and it will stay in your head all day! 

So I'm hoping to find a lovely person who is local-ish so we can meet when the time is right. I am looking for the right person to build something nice together

What have I got to offer? Wit, charm, sarcasm and affection. I will keep you on your toes and make you smile at the most inappropriate moments.

I'm 6ft tall, curly hair and deep brown eyes. I'm sporting the dad bod and have a repertoire of dad jokes to match it. 

No messing around, no ghosting and no pressure. I know how this works and will make sure it's with sailing. 

So, I pulled up to your house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the world "Yo, Holmes, smell ya later"

I looked at our future, I was finally there

To sit on our throne in a magnificent affair