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Hey – I’m 46 and looking for someone between the ages of 35 and 55.
I’m married to a really good friend and I need more. You should be similar.
I’m chubby/curvy and vertically challenged, been told I’m pretty and apparently have an amazing voice and accent, with long brunette hair.
You, well your build is anything up to a dad bod, I don’t really mind how tall you are. I do like hair and a short beard. Bonus points for tattoos. Big bonus points if you’re blue collar.
You’re also looking to chat for more than a day, to just one person, and willing to keep the spice on the back burner initially.
I am good at (gestures) this… like really good. I’m also fussy and know what I want.
If you approach me with effort and interest you will get the same back.
When you message please send a brief description of yourself including your age and the state your located in.

How glad are we that it’s nearly Friday?
 
I am seeking a man who knows how to handle me, my voluptuous curves and my sass. I’m cute, fun, stacked, and short. Pretty eyes and kissable lips and lots of hair.
 
You, well you need to be, funny, quick and clever. I do like hair and tidy beards, tattoos and height and a good body. Attraction is important, but none of these physical attributes are set in stone. I do also have a soft spot for a blue collar guy.
 
When you message me I would like to know where you located, roughly, and your age. Be between 35 and 55.
Married like me, and looking for more than their marriage is giving them, like me.
 
Lets see if you can light this firecracker up!

Hey – I’m 46 and looking for someone between the ages of 35 and 55.
I’m chubby/curvy and vertically challenged, been told I’m pretty and apparently have an amazing voice and accent, with long brunette hair.
You, well your build is anything up to a dad bod, I don’t really mind how tall you are. I do like hair and a short beard. Bonus points for tattoos. Big bonus points if you’re blue collar.
I’m married to pretty much a roommate, and you should be similar.
You’re also looking to chat for more than a day, to just one person, and willing to keep the spice on the back burner initially.
I am good at (gestures) this… like really good. I’m also fussy and know what I want.
If you approach me with effort and interest you will get the same back.
When you message please send a brief description of yourself including your age and the state your located in.  

This Tuesday I am seeking a man who knows how to handle me, my voluptuous curves and my sass. I’m cute, fun, stacked, and short. Pretty eyes and kissable lips and lots of hair.
 
Married and in a DB, you should be similar.

And, well you need to be, funny, quick and clever. I do like hair and tidy beards, tattoos and height and a good body. Attraction is important, but none of these physical attributes are set in stone. I do also have a soft spot for a blue collar guy.
 
When you message me I would like to know where you located, roughly, and your age. Be between 35 and 55.
 
Let’s see if you can light this firecracker up!

Hi! I’m hoping you’ll catch this curvy cute girl and rescue her from her marriage! I’m looking for a funny and sweet man, who doesn’t mind waiting a little to get to the spice, who can make me giggle and treat me well. I do have a bit of a type, I like tall but that’s not so important, fit to dad bod, short beard, tattoos, and blue collar (think half the women on here are looking for this!)
I’m married to my roommate, petite and chubby/curvy. Long hair and pretty lips, sweet and funny.
I have time for this and I would like for you to have time too, including weekends.
When you message me I’d like a description of you, and your time zone or state, and age. You need to be between 35 and 55

Hi! I’m hoping you’ll catch this curvy cute girl and rescue her from her marriage! I’m looking for a funny and sweet man, who doesn’t mind waiting a little to get to the spice, who can make me giggle and treat me well. I do have a bit of a type, I like tall but that’s not so important, fit to dad bod, short beard, tattoos, and blue collar (think half the women on here are looking for this!)
I’m married to my roommate, petite and chubby/curvy. Long hair and pretty lips, sweet and funny.
I have time for this and I would like for you to have time too, including weekends.
When you message me I’d like a description of you, and your time zone or state, and age. You need to be between 35 and 55

How’s the Sunday Scaries?

Edited to add, don’t wish me a “Happy Mother’s Day” don’t presume all married women have children!

I’m married but needing more. He and I are like good friends these days. I am seeking a man who knows how to handle me, my voluptuous chubby curves and my sass. I’m cute, fun, stacked, and short. Pretty eyes and kissable lips and lots of hair.
 
You, well you need to be, funny, quick and clever. I do like hair and tidy beards, tattoos and height and a good body. Attraction is important, but none of these physical attributes are set in stone. I do also have a soft spot for a blue collar guy.
 
When you message me I would like to know where you located, roughly, and your age. Be between 35 and 55.
 
Let’s see if you can light this firecracker up!

I’m 46. Short and curvy/chubby. Married to a more or less roommate.

I’m looking for someone 33- 55. Attractive, no bigger than dad bod. Who can make me laugh. Who I can connect with, maybe catch feelings, or something.

Bonus points for the beard tattoo combo. And for blue collar.

I have long hair and I’ve been told I’m pretty, and pretty funny.

I have a lot of varied interests, we can see where we match up when we chat

When you message do so with more than “hi” give me an idea of who I’m talking to. Like age and location (roughly) and a brief description.

I do like to exchange pics early, please be ok with that

Hi! How’s the world treating you this Humpday? New account but not new to this. My last person 👻 and I’m ready to look again.

As the title states I’m a 45, thicc/curvy, cute, a little on the short side, long hair, pretty features, and, apparently, a bit of a handful, in more than one respect.

You, you’re a man between 33 and 55. Any height, apart from short short, slim to dad bod, I do like hair, on heads and bodies, and facial hair. Tattoos and working with your hands are a plus. You’re also based in the US.

I’m not looking to get off, it’s on the cards definitely, but I have to know someone. I’m married, to what feels like a good friend. So I’m looking for spark, and connection. Something to make me feel like a woman, and you a man

When you message I’d like a rough description of you and your approx location and your age. A simple “Hi” won’t get a response.