u/randy_rutabaga

Flying back to reality soon, so might as well take some time to see if there might be a fun conversation to be had out here. The possibilities are limitless.

Well, not really, there are some limits. But we’ll sort those out.

Fairly normal guy with Midwest roots transplanted to the PNW. Calm. Cool. Collected. But also curious and respectful. Finally at a point where I have some flexibility and want to enjoy things I may not have had the opportunity. Add a little flavor (and if things go well, maybe that flavor will include a little spice.

By day I’m a WFH professional. By night I’m diving into DIY stuff, driving tractors, reading East of Eden and trying to keep up on the relentless news cycles. But also ready to make a little room for some fun/flirty conversations. Jack of all trades with a devious smile.

There’s a little more in my profile history. If anything’s intriguing, drop me a line and let’s bring a smile to one another’s daily routine.

As Billy Mays says, this is a limited time offer. And if you order now, you’ll get not one, not even two, but three!!

First the details. I’m staying downtown today through Saturday morning. I have Twins tickets for tomorrow evening if you’d like to use that as the “vibe check”. I’m 5’10”, average build (dad bod), beard, hair. Straight teeth even! Respectful, curious, playful, and maybe most importantly, safe. I’m at a good place in my life but want to add a little spice while I can. Happy to chat a bit more to ensure we’re all on the same page.

Nor a bit more about what I want. ;)

Hopefully it’s what you want as well.

I’m absolutely craving an oral session. Giving one is probably my favorite sexual act. Sure receiving and having my own orgasm is wonderful, but there’s just something about going down on a receptive woman. Starting slow. Removing some clothing. Kissing and nibbling the exposed skin as I move my way down. One hand may lead the way, the other will find a different path. Maybe to the breast. Maybe to an ass cheek to squeeze. Or the small of the back to pull her in more closely.

Eventually though laying her on the bed. Or couch. Or floor. Or table. I’m eager for more. Guiding legs apart, or maybe they don’t need any guiding. My mouth moves up her leg. More kissing and nibbles. Getting closer. The anticipation building. Finding the crease where her inner thigh meets her torso. Soon though moving to her lips. Wet with excitement. I need to taste it. Sliding my tongue across. Sucking. Moving to lick even deeper. Going up a little. Finding the spot. Circling. Licking. Eventually taking the clit between my lips. Sucking.

My hands move under and around her legs to hold her there and pull her into my mouth. Her hands in my hair guiding. Hearing the moans just make me more enthusiastic.

The tastes. The sounds. The scents. I want it all. And if/when you’re ready to take over, roll me over. Move up to my chest. Swing a leg over and straddle my face, lowering your self into my beard. Grind against me until you cum.

This is what I’m looking for. It may not happen, but a guy can dream.

Traveling to Minneapolis this week, hoping to find someone who might want to have a drink/conversation and see what happens. So while I’m not local (so if this gets deleted, I understand why), but I visit a couple times a year. I’ll be staying downtown, going to a Twins game on Friday, with an extra ticket. If it’s too cold we could leave after a couple innings. :)

Generally speaking I’m at a good point in life, good career (pretty good at why I do… confident without being arrogant), kids mostly on their own, so now looking to add a little fun. I’m respectful, curious, playful. There’s a little more in my profile if you’re so inclined.

To give you a flavor of what I’m hoping for if things go well…

I’m absolutely craving an oral session. Giving one is probably my favorite sexual act. Sure receiving and having my own orgasm is wonderful, but there’s just something about going down on a receptive woman. Starting slow. Removing some clothing. Kissing and nibbling the exposed skin as I move my way down. One hand may lead the way, the other will find a different path. Maybe to the breast. Maybe to an ass cheek to squeeze. Or the small of the back to pull her in more closely.

Eventually though laying her on the bed. Or couch. Or floor. Or table. I’m eager for more. Guiding legs apart, or maybe they don’t need any guiding. My mouth moves up her leg. More kissing and nibbles. Getting closer. The anticipation building. Finding the crease where her inner thigh meets her torso. Soon though moving to her lips. Wet with excitement. I need to taste it. Sliding my tongue across. Sucking. Moving to lick even deeper. Going up a little. Finding the spot. Circling. Licking. Eventually taking the clit between my lips. Sucking.

My hands move under and around her legs to hold her there and pull her into my mouth. Her hands in my hair guiding. Hearing the moans just make me more enthusiastic.

The tastes. The sounds. The scents. I want it all. And if/when you’re ready to take over, roll me over. Move up to my chest. Swing a leg over and straddle my face, lowering your self into my beard. Grind against me until you cum.

This is what I’m looking for. It may not happen, but a guy can dream.