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UB uncle wakes niece Saturday Morning
can’t be sending her home pregnant!
u/rexbaloney — 12 hours ago
can’t be sending her home pregnant!
so now she came to stay for the weekend
don’t worry, she’s safe and sound while I’m around
her friends dropped her off at my door, a drunken mess, it was up to me to get her safely to bed
her friends dropped her off at my door in a drunken heap. It was up to me to get her to bed safely.
isnt she outgoing?
and it didnt… she knew the UBs know how to make a girl cream
Friends dropped her off at the door, a complete mess - now it’s up to me to get her to bed safely
her friends dropped her off—completely smashed—up to me to take care of her now…
I’ve found this to be true with the little Gen Z sluts in my building, I’m very popular now