Just kidding. I simply have an outrageously long TBR list and spend far too many evenings thinking about fictional men.
I’m looking for someone to bring a little spark back into my life. I miss the butterflies. The excitement of seeing your message light up my phone, wondering what you’ll say next, and building a secret little world that feels like it belongs only to us. I want someone to share the highs, the lows, and all the in-between moments with. Someone who becomes the first thought when I wake up and the last one before I fall asleep.
About me: Married. EST. No kids yet. Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'6, height/weight proportionate, glasses, and objectively pretty cute. I love everything from Brooklyn 99 to One Piece to Burn Notice. My music taste is all over the place, but dreamy soft rock and classic rock always win. In my free time I enjoy gluten free baking, sewing, video games, and recently getting way too into 3D printing.
I could absolutely destroy you in Mario Party.
About you: Married. Attractive. Knows the importance of discretion. Confident. Dominant if the chemistry leads there. Funny, engaging, and knows how to hold a conversation.
I have a soft spot for burly builds, facial hair, dad bods, and men with real personality. If you look like you wandered out of the woods after living off-grid for six months, please step to the front of the line.
Would prefer to move to Signal or Telegram when the time feels right.