u/roscoe_normal

My wife and I had a show on while cooking and I made a joke (it made sense in context I promise): "this program was brought to you by Magnum condoms." She immediately smirked and said "you certainly don't need those!" I keep picturing the look on her face, she was so happy with herself. The fact that she was making a risky joke obviously excited her. I've always known I'm a lot smaller than the guy she dated before we met, but this is the first time she's intentionally teased me about it