China Vs Japan: A review of Maccos Sweet and Suffering Memories (Obscene Suggestion Nostalgic)
Hi everyone, I'm back with another review after a long break. This is one of the most famous mini-hips that exists, and is pretty often recommended. But given its age, is it still any good? And how does it stack up against Chinese mini hips?
All photos belong to ajianpingce. Without further ado, let's get into the review!
Upon receiving the box, the first thing that struck me was the lack of freebies compared to Chinese Onaholes. Usually you'd get drying sticks, lube and even panties. Here, you only get a small sachet of lube.
To me, it didn't feel abnormally oil, but was significantly firmer than my Chinese Onaholes. Whether this is better or worse is a personal preference, but it wasn't hard. In terms of durability, it held up alright, but the GOSE Naughty Brat I reviewed seemed to hold up better.
Toy Design
Personally, I think it leaves a lot to be desired. The labia looks odd and unnaturally sunken in. With cheaper mini-hips, there is usually not as much detail, but this is true with TPE in general. With options like GOSE's Soft and Cute Devil, it really does look quite dated.
Coming in at 1.7kg, it is noticeably smaller than the GOSE mini-hips. Lovefactor's Sweetheart Agent is also significantly bigger, and with its' smaller waist, more weight is distributed towards the rear.
The Maccos' hip doesn't really have an odor, so that's a plus in my book, but it's still on the level of Chinese hips. In terms of stability, whether due to the lower weight or due to the shape, some positions can be slightly unstable, but not to the point of falling over.
But one benefit is how easy this is to hold with one hand. While heavier mini-hips in the 3kg (6lbs) have more heft and are more satisfying to use, they are also harder to hold upright.
Overall, I'd rate the design a 3/5.
Feeling
The vaginal hole wins by far. It is a little too tight for my preference, but I think most would be fine with it. It may look simple from pictures, but don't let it fool you, it is pretty stimulating. It is slightly less stimulating than the GOSE Naughty Brat I reviewed before, but I'd place both at roughly 3/5.
However, the anal tunnel is really quite boring. Despite being tighter than the vaginal tunnel, it didn't feel very stimulating. I'd rate this at a 1/5 in terms of stimulation.
Overall, I would rate this a 3/5. It's certainly not bad, but if you have access to Chinese brands like Lovefactor, GXP and GOSE, Maccos' designs feel really dated. I think something like a cervix design, which is quite popular in China nowadays, would make it much more stimulating.
So, should you buy this? If you want a hip that's smaller and easier to clean, yes! I think it would be a good first mini-hip. But if you have access to Chinese sites like Taobao, or you're able to get GOSE shipped to you for a good price, I'd recommend giving Chinese Onaholes a try instead.