THIS TOOK A LONG FUCKING TIME.
I don't know why but it felt important for me to state that, right out the gate.
On the off chance that any of you actually maintain an ongoing interest in what I've come to think of as **The Mostly Unremarkable, Occasionally Mildly Interesting, Always Overly Wordy Day-to-Day Existence of Miss Sally** (the person!)... I'm here to provide something of an update, as well as potentially test-run an idea I've been mulling over lately. As with anything, there's a good chance it will end up being Pretty Much Nothing... But the relentlessly optimistic part of me, however small, is stubbornly insisting that it could Become Something...
So, my attempt at getting lunch yesterday? I wouldn't exactly call it a SPECTACULAR FUCKING FAILURE, but I wouldn't NOT call it that.
For the sake of dramatic effect, in case you're curious, yes. Yes, I AM still hungry. I'm withering away. Skin and bones.
(It's a good thing most of y'all only know me in this very basic, two dimensional form. Makes it easier to keep a straight face.. 😶)
And so once again, if anybody out there wants to make a donation to the Feed Miss Sally (the person!) Fund today, know that 100% of the proceeds go directly into my belly.
And now, onto my next thing.
You may have noticed the photo I included in this post. If that's the only reason you felt compelled clickon it, and you're completely unfamiliar with my presence on this forum... I GOTCHUUU. I sincerely hope you've actually read all of my ramblings this far. If you talk to any of the others who aren't strangers to me, or even go back and read my past posts, you might pick up on a pattern. The one thing they all have in common is my Usual Disclaimer.
I just think it's imperative for people to be upfront and transparent about not only what they do want, but also what they do NOT want, in the form of drawing clear boundaries. I have become very familiar with the idea that my SPECIFIC boundaries tend to be extremely fucking off-putting to a large portion of the community here. The question of, "why are you regularly posting in an NSFW forum if you don't actually ever want to hook up??' and, well? My first answer is, if you read the About/Rules of the sub, you'll see that it's not EXCLUSIVELY for people wanting sexual encounters. It's meant to be a safe haven for people who want friends, activity partners, etc, as well as all the other sexy stuff. But to be honest, my actual answer is, because it has become exactly that: a safe haven, where I've been made to feel comfortable, welcome, and most importantly, HEARD. I can openly share my writings, I can rant and squawk and have a solid group of people there to let me know that how I feel is 100% fucking VALID. and that is priceless to me; far more so than any shallow sexual encounter could ever hope to be.
HOWEVER. Yes, HOWEVER.
every once in a great, great while. I will get into a very specific type of mood, that is very real but very temporary. Where I feel like I might need a little extra positive reassurance in regards to my outward self. There was one time where I did this, experimentally, and the positivity was overwhelming. And it got me thinking. About how I had just gifted a huge group of people this incredibly intimate thing, for free, with no strings attached... I guess this was back when I was still naive to the mechanics of the Attention Economy. Fresh of face, rosy cheeks, what a FOOL I was!!
So I've been thinking.
Instead of a blanket blessing for the entire forum... I think I could possibly, maybe, be willing to make a VERY generous donation to one lucky member of this sub's personal Spank Bank, depending on how things work out.
I've included this photo today I guess to serve as a reminder to those of you who might have forgotten what I actually look like, or as a visual introduction to all but the very small group of you whom I've actually interacted with in real life.
SIGH.
SO ALL THAT BEING SAID.
if you feel like your Bank could use a donation from your favorite local redheaded Redditor, Miss Sally (the person!), let me know and we can further discuss my terms.
If you actually read every word of this, you have no idea how much I appreciate you. You're wonderful. xo 🫶
TL;DR: 1. I'm HUNGRY, wasting away, a shell of the Sally you used to know.. (still, or again, depending), and 2. There's a chance you might find some 🌶️🔥 versions of Miss Sally in your personal world, if that's something you want and are willing to discuss... kisses