u/salt-her-mouth

Freshly r4r whiplashed this afternoon, nerdy, disheveled lovergirl looking again for a chubby homebody boyfriend to watch things with at night (and maybe game with?!). Want to hear you tell me about lore, your miniatures, or your latest fantasy/sci fi read. You know. Nerd things. EVENTUALLY, I'd need the possibility to translate this to irl to exist in some no rush -->>fuzzy-future<<-- if we end up working out.

For a reply back, gimme 1 a SOLID physical description, 2 which movie you're dying to stream with me next week, and the phrase "I am that man you wrote about 100%." I'd love a link to your own personal ad if you have one up. These blank profiles lately are sure something. I don't usually reply to men who aren't described in this post as a heads up when deciding to send me a message or not.

Status-Married in a miserable deadbedroom dead relationship ISO same. Separate lives. Separate everything.. You should reach out if you're in a similar dead relationship situation (either separate bedrooms or the mindset of "Great idea, Fuck this. I should move my stuff into the spare room next weekend!"). Lurkers who are already divorced, separated, or widowed should feel to message me. A dead relationship is not one where you two still hang out together and laugh at sitcoms together. If you're not there yet, that's cool. Hold off on messaging me until you are.

Looks-Chubby and overweight in an hourglass way. There's a fully clothed pic on my profile that gives a vague body outline. I think my face is plain. Not a smokeshow. I'm still a bit alt. but casual with it now in my 40s with a hippie/goth/witchy vibe. More like a feral makeup-free bog witch in tall docs and less big tiddy AI OF girl in Pleasers. Being feminine is important to me so you'll almost always find me in a dress or skirt even at bedtime.

Lifestyle- I prioritize peace so bought a home away from annoying neighbors. Professional WFH career. Never been in debt/legal trouble and expect you have the same normal life. Granny hobbies like gardening and reading. Not religious/only care about Christmas. Politically my main concern aligns with social democracy. I avoid hateful people. Two independent older teens. NSFW things: While a vanilla lover, also a bit of a switch that enjoys some femdom and some maledom (more on my profile about that). I'm not a busy person. You shouldn't be either.

You: Big, hairy, chubby man with facial and body hair. (Head hair optional lol) It won't work if you're fit or skinny. I'm sure you're a wonderful person, but those body types never spark for me. If the horror genre isn't important to you, I will annoy you. I'd prefer you WFH like me, but it's not a dealbreaker as long as you're not a social butterfly in general. I'm not a travel partner and am not one for going out. Insert the meme. Whatever it is, we have it at home lol. Please don't message me if you have school aged children. Older, independent teens or adult children? That's a different story. I don't want to speak with men who live in conservative areas of the US if they're tied there by work, children, or family.

I don't have a set sleep schedule but I'd say I'm most aligned with an #MST cycle. Canada, US, EU, UK are all places I'm awake enough during evening hours to make it work.

Nerdy lovergirl looking again for an online, available homebody boyfriend to stream scary movies together at night and maybe even game with. Someone who doesn't have a busy life. I want to listen to you all heart-eyed while you tell me about lore, your miniatures, or your latest fantasy/sci fi read. You know. Nerd things. EVENTUALLY, I'd need the possibility to translate this to irl to exist in some -->>fuzzy-future<<-- if we end up working out.

Gimme a solid physical description, which spooky movies you're dying to stream with me, and let me know "we're aligned in all areas." Hopefully you have your own ad posted because these blank profiles lately are sure something.

Status-Married in a miserable deadbedroom. Separate bedrooms, separate lives. Reach out only if you have a similar "roommate" already dead relationship and daydream of exiting. Lurkers who may be divorced, separated, or widowed are welcome to send a chat too.

Looks-Chubby and overweight in an hourglass way. There's a fully clothed pic on my profile that gives a vague body outline. I think my face is plain. I'll always be a bit alt. but these days.. very casual with it as in my vibe's hippie/goth/witchy. More like a feral makeup-free bog witch in tall docs with a nest of knots and less big tiddy OF girl in Pleasers. Being feminine is important to me so you'll almost always find me in a skirt or dress.

Lifestyle- I prioritize peace so bought a home away from annoying neighbors. Nerdy WFH career. Never been in debt/legal trouble and expect you have the same kind of life. Granny hobbies like gardening and reading. Politically mostly concerned with making the gd government care for its citizens. I avoid hateful people.. Two independent older teens. NSFW: While a vanilla-enjoyer, can also be a bit of a switch that enjoys SOME femdom and maledom (more on my profile about limits and such).

You: Big, hairy, chubby man with facial and body hair. (Head hair optional) It won't work if you're fit or skinny: I'm sure you're a wonderful person, but it doesn't make me squeeze my thighs together. If the horror genre isn't important to you, I will annoy you. Prefer you WFH like me, but not a dealbreaker as long as you're not a social butterfly otherwise. Please don't message me if you have school aged children. Older, independent teens or adult children? That's a different story. I don't want to speak with men who live in conservative areas of the US if they're tied there by work, children, or family. Please tell me you have grey sweats :D

I don't have a set sleep schedule but I'd say I'm most aligned with an #MST cycle. I'm flexible and can adjust my awake hours. Canada, US, EU, UK are all places I'm awake enough during evening hours to make it work. Asian timezones? Notsomuch.

I had found someone and it was so freaking wonderful for soooo many months but. You know. Anyway, again searching for a big, hairy, socially reclusive online boyfriend (47ish) who wants to bingewatch horror movies and shows like HotD on voicechat 2-3 times a week and maybe play MMOs. I am married in a miserable deadbedroom situation with my own room/bath and you should be too. If you don't have privacy to hangout that way with me, and hopefully eventually fuck around with me (on voice), please don't bother to read further. I'm an eventual exiter once the world settles down in a while, and again, you should feel the same with no hurry or pressure. All vague and eventual. To be clear: I'd like this to be possible to translate to IRL one day in the fuzzy future as that's the only way it's hot to me.

You don't need to write paragraphs to get a message back, but at minimum you do need to tell me 1- you're 40-55ish, 2-a solid physical description, 3- your favorite horror movie, and 4- "I'm who you described in your post 100%". If we're not approaching complete compatibility, you should think twice about opening chat. If you're confident we're compatible based on what I've written, and feel like spending some energy telling me a little about yourself that's cool and I'd appreciate the effort. But no pressure. I value your time is all time. If you get no response from me it's because you're too young, too lewd, a generic "here's five paragraphs about me not addressing anything you wrote at all because hahaha I haven't read it but reply to all F4M posts" copy-paster, or wrote "M/44/TX".

You should look at my profile as there's some face-hidden tame/SFW body pics (I'll get to the pics eventually. Still a bit hurt and out of sorts by the breakup.) and a lot more information about my bedroom interests. For example, I'm a little vanilla but also a little switchy which means I'm interested (only if you also are) in being dominant and submissive sometimes.

I'm chubby, with long, curly hair, and think my face is plain maybe even below mid. I have a crunchy hippie/goth/pagan vibe with a lifestyle that avoids makeup, hairdye, fragrance, red meat etc. A few times a year, I have dreads braided into some of my hair. I own my house and have a financially comfortable, low stress lifestyle. I have a nerdy, WFH professional career that's often fetishized, and I am a reclusive homebody who goes out to things like boardwalk outings or doctors appointments a literal handful of times a year. If you're looking for a travel partner, I'm not it. I'm not a busy person. I have two teens but don't drive them anywhere or take them to do activities or anything. They're bookish homebodies concerned with their studies like me. My hobbies are gaming (I raid once a week somewhat seriously with my guild and run keys a couple times a week with them--iykyk), knitting, writing, reading, neighborhood walking. I have a lot of allergies, but it's not a big deal to me. Religiously, I'm agnostic but I still enjoy celebrating Easter and Christmas. Politically I vote socialist>democrat and live in a blue state. I'd love to move to Canada or Europe one day.

I'm a loving and giving girlfriend both sexually and emotionally. I have a natural curiosity about you and don't struggle to maintain interest in you or sex outside of NRE. If anything my interest skyrockets, because it's after NRE ends that I'm able to see if you're a safe and reliable partner: the things that let me relax around you. I have a steady, spontaneous desire type, not responsive.

Who should you be? I'm only attracted to large, big, chubby/husky, hairy men. What is sometimes referred to as "bears." When I say hairy, I mean body, pubic, and facial hair. If you're bald, it's simply a hairstyle choice to me and can be hot! I genuinely find a beer belly attractive. A chubby partner is my attraction preference and I'm not settling. Please feel the same way about me. I hope you WFH and are also a recluse who owns a house like I do with plenty of privacy to be had. If you NEED to live in a city and have an apartment big enough to give you that privacy, with awesome, quiet, respectful neighbors, maybe it could work out? You should not have school aged, or younger children. If you are a very uninvolved father with older teens or adult children who doesn't drive them around to activities, it might work. You should LOVE horror movies. If you're a reader or writer it's a bonus. I don't date avoidants, porn users, consertatives/libertarians (including LaVeyan satanists)/centrists/both siders, racists, or people who use the word "zionist" as if it's a slur.

I live in EST but am a night owl so wake/sleep more in line with PST. Like I said, I'm not a busy person and can hang out when you can really. Only Australia or the pacific time zones wouldn't work out.

Some of my favorite horror movies are I Spit on Your Grave 2, Midsommar, Baskin, and Rosemary's Baby. I don't like goofy horror movies like Velocipastor, Reanimator, or goofy horror comedies. Not a big fan of silly anything, including people, in general.

Open to dating trans men and also masculine women as long as you live in a safe country for LGBTQ populations in North America or Europe. The US is not one of those countries.

I know I seem picky, but I don't ask anything of a partner that I don't already bring to the table myself. It took about 8 months to find a partner last year and I'm expecting a similar gauntlet this time.