u/samhorn123

It’s Wednesday. All my work for the day is done, and my mind is starting to wander. Who’s up to grab a day drink, walk around a bit, or maybe hop in my car and go for a ride? We banter. We flirt. Maybe we have some fun.

I’m 43 with a heavy dad bod that I carry well. I’m funny, a great hang, very into explicit consent, and maybe the most polite sexual deviant you’ll ever meet.

As for you? Try me! I’m open to anyone, but I’d love someone with an exhibitionist streak and maybe a little bit of a breeding kink.

What do you say? Drink on me.

Jesus Christ here I am again. I'm a 43M living in the East Bay who has had some very tepid success on Reddit. And yet, posting calls to me like the Green Goblin mask.

That said... Hello, Reddit. After some hit or miss conversations and hangs with some interesting people, I've decided to come back with a more specific request.

This won't be my first time making a connection outside of my marriage (an otherwise good, stimulating, and rewarding relationship with a mutually acknowledged lack of intimacy), so I am experienced. It would be cool if you are, too, but not necessary. Also, I am open to a single woman who might want the freedom, lack of pressure, and spontaneity of a truly no-strings-attached relationship.

So, what am I looking for? Honestly, a hiking, exercise, banter, flirting, make out (+?) partner somewhere in/around the Bay. I love hiking, but it's never been something I've been able to share with a partner (current or ex). I'd like to change that. Our region has some great hikes, and I want to explore them with you. Let's go to a hidden gem we saw on AllTrails. Let's spend a day in the redwoods. Let's cool our feet together in a creek. All the while, I want to learn about you, trade stories, be playful, be flirty, and have some fun.

About me: by all accounts I'm fun to be around. I love finding spots of joy and humor, making connections, and becoming enamored by someone new. As an elder millennial, everything hurts, especially coming off a back and leg injury. With that came weight gain, but don't worry, I'm clever and funny enough that you'll still like me. (And besides that, you'll be helping me drop some of this weight with the hikes. Invest early! Etc., etc.)

About you: Honestly, Reddit is rough. Be you. Try me. Casting a wide net here. Even if you aren't nearby or you don't want to hang with me, say hello!

Some non-negotiables...

- I'm a dad, and that's always going to be my priority. I might not be able to talk every minute, every day.

- Try not to be flaky! I'm shockingly chill. If you're not into it, just say so. I'm going to do the same!

- We are, actually, going to go on a hike. Get your boots.

- Ideally, I'd like this to be an intimate relationship. Be clean. I am!

If I didn't answer all your questions, please ask. I can't wait to talk to you!