u/scarfacewa

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

It's Monday, we're starting a new week. Is this one going to get any better? According to my CC bill from the gas station, I'm thinking not. Let's change that. Or, at the very least, let's distract each other with something forbidden.

The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: ~If we're winning at $6/gallon, how "great" are we going to be at $10/gallon? Are we winning yet?

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

It's Monday, we're starting a new week. Is this one going to get any better? According to my CC bill from the gas station, I'm thinking not. Let's change that. Or, at the very least, let's distract each other with something forbidden.

The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: ~If we're winning at $6/gallon, how "great" are we going to be at $10/gallon? Are we winning yet?

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

It's Monday, we're starting a new week. Is this one going to get any better? According to my CC bill from the gas station, I'm thinking not. Let's change that. Or, at the very least, let's distract each other with something forbidden.

The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: ~If we're winning at $6/gallon, how "great" are we going to be at $10/gallon? Are we winning yet?

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

It's Monday, we're starting a new week. Is this one going to get any better? According to my CC bill from the gas station, I'm thinking not. Let's change that. Or, at the very least, let's distract each other with something forbidden.

The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: ~If we're winning at $6/gallon, how "great" are we going to be at $10/gallon? Are we winning yet?

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

It's Tuesday, it's almost midweek! Is that... is that a Friday in the distance?!?!We're nearly there, here's hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train. The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: ~If we're winning at $6/gallon, how "great" are we going to be at $10/gallon? Are we winning yet?

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

It's Tuesday, it's almost midweek! Is that... is that a Friday in the distance?!?!We're nearly there, here's hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train. The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: If we're winning at $6/gallon, how "great" are we going to be at $10/gallon? Are we winning yet?

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

It's Tuesday, it's almost midweek! Is that... is that a Friday in the distance?!?!We're nearly there, here's hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train. The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: If we're winning at $6/gallon, how "great" are we going to be at $10/gallon? Are we winning yet?

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

It's Tuesday, it's almost midweek! Is that... is that a Friday in the distance?!?!We're nearly there, here's hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train. The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: If we're winning at $6/gallon, how "great" are we going to be at $10/gallon? Are we winning yet?

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

It's Tuesday, it's almost midweek! Is that... is that a Friday in the distance?!?!We're nearly there, here's hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train. The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: If we're winning at $6/gallon, how "great" are we going to be at $10/gallon? Are we winning yet?

(somewhere in the distance "The Humpty Dance" plays)

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

Midweek! We're nearly there, here's hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train. The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: Is the straight open? Are we winning yet?

(somewhere in the distance "The Humpty Dance" plays)

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

Midweek! We're nearly there, here's hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train. The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: Is the straight open? Are we winning yet?

(somewhere in the distance "The Humpty Dance" plays)

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

Midweek! We're nearly there, here's hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train. The weather is so nice outside, and I'm stuck inside "working". I'm finding that during such conditions my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and please, can someone tell me: Is the straight open? Are we winning yet?

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

Here we go again, another week. The weather is getting nicer, and I'm finding that my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Seattle, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funny/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.

Oh! I should add what I'm looking for: I'm looking for a true FWB. Heavy emphasis on the "F" there. Sex is great! But, I really think that the best sex comes from the exploration of getting to know someone, what works, what doesn't, and those little moments that make one say/think "ooohhhh, that was fun, let's try more of that".

What I would like from you: Interest, enthusiasm, and a bit of an open mind. My experience is that a lot of us have an already-determined scenario that MUST be adhered to exactly, or there's no point pursuing. Fuck that. The pursuit is a large part of the point. The getting to know someone, the figuring out the details, the secrecy, the slow rise in excitement, all of that. We all have busy lives, let's not limit a possible connection before it's had a chance to flourish.

Does any of this resonate? Am I simply ranting into the void? If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, we should chat. Secrecy is paramount, but I'll do my best to be as available as I can, as often as I can.

Maybe we'll click! Curious? Send me a chat! Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I work a 9-5 (ish), so I'll be here all day! If nothing else, go outside, touch some grass, and remember: ear cartilage doesn't regrow, and it sure seems weird how the "incident" is being handled.... again.