u/scorpioinheels

*You:*

Quote 1984 like 2+2=5 (and were born before 1984)

Believe Joe Rogan is the second coming of the Messiah

Like football

Have some tattoos

Can’t tell the difference between transgressing and transcending

Are a little co-dependent

Curse like a sailor and love you some Jesus

*Me:*

I’m your kind of crazy.

I look exactly like Erika Kirk, except I’m 50 pounds heavier, one inch shorter, have dark brown hair and dark brown eyes, and am Latina. I can rock an assassin’s hat and sequin pants like nobody’s business, though, I promise I won’t take over your company when you’re dead.

Let’s fool around Monday through Friday and ask forgiveness on the Sabbath (Shabbat Shalom!!!)