u/tammybiscuits

Not every review is going to be amazing, even when you genuinely love the company.

I tested the LELO Tiani Twist and… it just wasn’t for me.

It’s beautifully made, comfortable to wear, genuinely discreet and the app is still one of the better ones I’ve used for local partner control. It also stays in place OK during sex, not perfect but better than others, a of 'wearable' toys struggle with this.

But the vibrations just felt too weedy for my preferences.

I think this is one of those toys aimed at people who enjoy lighter teasing stimulation rather than the sort of person who reaches for clit suckers, wands and toys capable of rearranging your soul.

It wasn't unpleasant at all. Just nowhere near enough oomph for me personally.

That said, anatomy probably plays a role too. Wearable toys are incredibly dependent on how your body lines up with them and I suspect mine just wasn’t getting direct enough contact.

I also actually preferred it more the wrong way round as a wearable teasing toy/love egg than as a clitoral stimulator.

I still love LELO overall though. The SONA 3 and ENIGMA Double Sonic are still in the top five favourite toys I’ve ever tested. So I'll forgive them this one.

Full review here: https://sextoyreviews.uk/lelo-tiani-twist-review/

I’ve just reviewed the SVibe Gizi Pro Snail Triple Stimulator and tbh I expected it to be a complete gimmick given the shape… but it’s actually one of the more interesting rabbit alternatives I’ve tried recently.

Here's my full review: https://sextoyreviews.uk/svibe-gizi-pro-snail-vibrator-triple-g-spot-stimulator-review/

In summary, instead of a rigid rabbit shape, it uses totally flexible arms for G-spot and anal stimulation, so it moves naturally with your body rather than forcing you into weird angles trying to line everything up perfectly.

The biggest surprise for me was that it actually gave me a proper shaking orgasm despite the fact I don’t usually climax from vibrations, I tend to go for suction toys. The vibrations are deep and rumbly rather than buzzy, and all three areas kind of blend together into one layered sensation rather than competing with each other.

The anal arm looks more intimidating than it actually is too. It’s beginner-friendly, roughly finger-sized, and adds depth/fullness rather than feeling extreme.

I also massively preferred this to a lot of standard rabbits because you can basically close your legs around it and rock naturally instead of gripping onto a handle the entire time.

Pros:

Extremely flexible and adaptable

Proper rumbly vibrations

Surprisingly quiet

Fully waterproof

Comes with a hard storage case

Actually feels genuinely different from most rabbits

Cons:

Buttons are annoying once your hands are covered in lube

Shared controls between some motors

Looks slightly terrifying when you first unbox it

Basically... It feels like one of those toys that sounds ridiculous on paper but somehow really works in practice.

It IS the best clit sucker to use with a partner. I'm so glad I got to try it out. You can read the full review of the We-Vibe Melt 2 here: https://sextoyreviews.uk/we-vibe-melt-2-review/

Now the question is - how many clit suckers is too many clit suckers?!

I love my ultra-powerful Womanizer Next so that's not going anywhere, and I definitely will not be letting go of my LELO SONA 3 for when I need to be super quiet. I'll keep the Biird Namii for hands free sessions, but the We-Vibe Melt 2 is definitely the easiest one to use to climax while having sex. I can't get rid of my trusty Satisfyer because I've had her for 7 years and it'd be like rehoming a pet, and the dual stimulators are a totally different category. That's a normal amount of suction toys right?!

I realised yesterday that I’ve tested a frankly ridiculous number of rabbit vibrators and dual stimulators now, so I finally ranked ten of them from best to worst.

My main takeaway: the best ones usually aren't the biggest or even the most expensive (although they can be, all hail the ENIGMA...). Fit and flexibility matter way more than anything. If the clitoral arm or suction mouth doesn’t stay where it needs to, the whole thing is a disappointment.

My top picks were:

• We-Vibe Nova 2 : best traditional rabbit overall
• LELO ENIGMA: best luxury suction dual stimulator, but painfully expensive
• Svakom CiCi+ 2: best beginner-friendly rabbit
• Womanizer Blend: most intense mid-range suction dual stimulator

Two I wouldn’t rush to recommend were the MythToy Muse and Joylume Bobo Boa/Venus, mainly because both struggled with fit and consistent clitoral contact.

The full post is here: https://sextoyreviews.uk/best-rabbit-vibrators/

Basically: modern rabbits can be brilliant, but rigid rabbit toys with badly placed clit arms can absolutely get in the bin.

Can you recommend a brilliant rabbit or dual stimulator that's missing from the list? I am always looking for recommendations to add to the pending reviews pile.

The machine has been tested with a different sleeve and cleaned thoroughly, but apart from that it's all pretty much as new and in full working order.

Comes with access to the online portal with synced videos etc.

Looking for £200 posted in the UK.

The machine has been tested but with a different sleeve so this one is new, and it's all been cleaned thoroughly, but apart from that it's all pretty much as new and in working order.

Comes with online portal access etc.

Looking for £200 posted in the UK.

We’ve just finished testing the TENGA Flip Zero vs Flip Orb side-by-side, and the results surprised us a bit.

The Flip Zero is the expensive one (£120 RRP, bit cheaper in the US) and definitely tighter/more suction-heavy, but during blind testing there wasn’t really a huge 'THIS is obviously the premium toy' moment.

Both needed way more lube than a Fleshlight and felt much tighter overall, but the cheaper Flip Orb actually ended up being the preferred one here because it was more comfortable (less tight), easier to use, and somehow sounded more realistic too.

Also worth mentioning:

• the Flip Zero hinge snapped while cleaning after only a few uses
• the Orb popped open once mid-use
• both are brilliantly easy to clean compared to some other strokers

Overall takeaway was basically:

If you specifically want maximum grip and suction, the Zero probably makes sense. Otherwise the Orb feels like the better-balanced buy and it’s almost half the price.

Full review here if anyone’s interested: https://sextoyreviews.uk/tenga-flip-zero-v-orb-review/

I finally tried the Lovense Lush 4 because every single discussion about long distance sex toys eventually turns into somebody recommending Lovense like they’re in a cult.

And they might actually be right.

The toy itself is genuinely powerful, comfortable to wear, and actually stays connected properly without the usual Bluetooth rage. But the real reason people love it is the app. Remote control, video calls, custom patterns, public play, sound-reactive vibrations, weird little puzzle games that somehow control your vagina… it’s a bit chaotic.

The app definitely has “social network designed by horny tech people” energy in places, but underneath all that it’s probably the best long-distance setup I’ve tried so far.

I’ve written a full breakdown covering:
• how strong it actually is
• whether you can realistically wear it in public
• whether the app is genuinely good
• what works, what’s unnecessary
• and whether it’s actually worth the price

Full review here: https://sextoyreviews.uk/lovense-lush-4-review/

And if you're interested, you can read how it compares to the other app-controlled sex toys I've tried here: https://sextoyreviews.uk/best-app-controlled-sex-toy/

It has been a BUSY weekend (thankfully, a three day one in the UK) and we got our hands on the Autoblow AI Ultra to review.

What is the Autoblow? Basically it’s a £300-ish automatic blowjob machine/male masturbator complete with AI stroke patterns, WiFi controls, synced porn, chatbot “AI girlfriends” called Stacy, and the general energy of having sex with a PlayStation.

It's surprisingly easy to set up, control and use. It's also genuinely effective - it works. It'll make you come and it's way better than using your hand or doing it manually.

It's also heavy, loud, not really hands-free unless you buy the extra mount, and the included sleeve is… fine. The good news is you can replace it, and even use a Fleshlight sleeve if you want to upgrade things, just slots right in, easy peasy.

I’ve written a proper review covering setup, noise, cleaning, what it actually feels like, and how it compares to a Fleshlight or sex doll.

Full review here: https://sextoyreviews.uk/autoblow-ai-ultra-automatic-blowjob-machine-review/

I was sent three toys from fairly new retailer Mythtoy to try, and I went in expecting them all to be either great or a bit disappointing, but that wasn’t the case.

The Pen Max (a fairly chunky G-spot vibe) is pretty decent and I’d actually recommend it; it's made its way into my bedside table which is praise indeed.

The Flash lipstick bullet vibe is fine, does the job, good rumbly vibrations but nothing groundbreaking, although it is pretty good value for money.

And the Muse dual stimulator... I had high hopes as I'm a big fan of dual stimulation clitoral suction toys, but it was was incredibly frustrating. Half of it - g-spot vibe - was brilliant and the other half - the clitoral suction bit - just didn't work as well as it should, it wasn't flexible enough to line up with my anatomy. After trying and trying to orgasm with it, I had to concede defeat and reach for the Enigma instead to finish the job.

I’ve written up a proper breakdown of all three, what works, what doesn’t, and who they’re actually worth buying for.

Full review here if you want more detail: https://sextoyreviews.uk/mythtoy-review-muse-pen-max-flash-vibrators/

I’ve had the Satisfyer Pro 2 for over 6 years now - maybe 7?! - and it’s one of those rare 'lives up to the hype' purchases - my first ever clitoral suction toy. I think it probably changed my life. It’s strong, reliable, and for the price (it was £25 when I bought it!) it’s kind of ridiculous.

So I was really curious about the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 and whether it’s actually an upgrade or just new packaging and a higher price tag.

After trying both, my very unscientific but committed findings:

• Suction strength: basically the same
• Noise: also basically the same
• The added vibration: meh, I could barely feel it
• “Liquid Air” cap: softer, but not something I’d personally choose
• Silicone body: nicer feel, definitely more premium
• App: works well, actually the most reliable and intuitive sex toy app I've tried (and I've tried a few!) but only really worth it if you’ll actually use it

Overall? If you already own the original Pro 2, I don’t think upgrading is essential unless you specifically want the app or the softer silicone finish.

If you’re buying your first one, the Gen 3 is a good choice… but the original is still ridiculously good for half the price.

I’ve written up a full comparison with way more detail (including a genuine blind test because I take things seriously): https://sextoyreviews.uk/satisfyer-pro-2-review/