u/textredditor

I’m in my 40’s dealing with this shit, and I’m absolutely FLOORED that not once in my life has anyone warned me… that with just one wrong move, my dick might decide to slowly - over the course of a year and a half - transform into a fucking deformed gremlin… and every goddamn erection will feel like trying to burst through a fucking concrete wall. This is not fucking okay, and it’s definitely not okay that every single doctor I’ve seen tells me that they can’t do shit during the “acute” phase. Are you kidding me? There’s nothing cute about this fucking shit. Fuuuuuuuck.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.