u/thathusbandnextdoor

I hope you can keep a secret.

Let me take care of you

Dm me

Dm me

Dm me

Let me take care of you v

Dm me

Dm me

I’m open to anything. You need to cum? I’ll hand care of you. You want to flirt and get to know each other? We can do that too. You want me to empty my balls while driving? Only if you earn it.

I have to meet my wife in a bit. But I’m so horny. I’m about to crawl into my back seat and cover myself in cum

Honestly, I’m terrible at writing “about mr” stuff lol. So, I’m sorry in advance.

Table of contents:

1. Probably a poorly written section describing myself

2. Random shit I think of while writing this

3. What I’m looking for / have to offer?

4. Happily ever after

5. Super sexy. lol jk. I’m 5’8, tannish skin (olive toned no idea wtf that means but that’s what I been told lol). I have hazel eyes and some tattoos. I’m kind of stocky with a bit of a dad bod. But I been getting back in the gym. I have short brown hair.

6. I’ve been with my wife for 11 years but we’ve been married for 3. I have a 2 year old son. I own my own business. I like to read and write although i rarely have time for it these days. I like to drink wine and whiskey and smoke cigars from time to time. I love to hike and go to the gym. Cooking was my missed calling I think. I’m an open book and love to talk. Okay I’m getting bored.

7. I want something serious. Someone I can disappear with (metaphorically lol). I don’t want to change my situation or yours. But, I want this to be real. I want online / virtual dates. Phone calls. I want someone I can date. Someone I can share my life with. I want us to share as much as we can no matter how good, bad, ugly, boring it may be. My life and relationship is lacking in a number of ways including emotional and physical. I have time for this and I’d love to invest my time in the right person. I’ll stop blabbing. You get the idea. Message me and let’s get to know each other.

Dm me. Let’s see if we have similar interest.

Dm me. Let’s see if we have similar interest.

Honestly, I’m terrible at writing “about mr” stuff lol. So, I’m sorry in advance.

Table of contents:

1. Probably a poorly written section describing myself

2. Random shit I think of while writing this

3. What I’m looking for / have to offer?

4. Happily ever after

5. Super sexy. lol jk. I’m 5’8, tannish skin (olive toned no idea wtf that means but that’s what I been told lol). I have hazel eyes and some tattoos. I’m kind of stocky with a bit of a dad bod. But I been getting back in the gym. I have short brown hair.

6. I’ve been with my wife for 11 years but we’ve been married for 3. I have a 2 year old son. I own my own business. I like to read and write although i rarely have time for it these days. I like to drink wine and whiskey and smoke cigars from time to time. I love to hike and go to the gym. Cooking was my missed calling I think. I’m an open book and love to talk. Okay I’m getting bored.

7. I want something serious. Someone I can disappear with (metaphorically lol). I don’t want to change my situation or yours. But, I want this to be real. I want online / virtual dates. Phone calls. I want someone I can date. Someone I can share my life with. I want us to share as much as we can no matter how good, bad, ugly, boring it may be. My life and relationship is lacking in a number of ways including emotional and physical. I have time for this and I’d love to invest my time in the right person. I’ll stop blabbing. You get the idea. Message me and let’s get to know each other.

Dm me

Dm me