u/thehmsajax

"So, you see the farm becomes profitable after Q3. I already have the distributers lined up and everything." I had been talking almost non stop for half an hour. We were at a BBQ at a house down the block from my house. Everyone from the neighborhood was there. I had recently inherited an old dairy farm and I had become completely obsessed with hucows and the keeping of a herd. I tried being polite and letting other people talk but it was hard.

Luckily for me there was a good amount of interest in the subject at least from the men. Ever since the laws on how women could be used had been modernized there had been a rush of new industries. People building furniture out of girls, slaves, pets, everything under the sun. But in my mind the single best use of a girl was as a hucow, it had the highest rate of return too I figured.

"Well, you make a good pitch." Your dad says and slaps my shoulder. I'm a little surprised since I honestly wasn't trying to. "I'll invest my daughter. I want 1/3 of the profits from her milk." I am taken a little bit off guard, but recover quickly.

"Sure, for the first 3 years of productivity. Then she's mine." I retort. He shakes my hand. "you've got a deal."

(I hope this sounds fun. I like the idea of you becoming a hucow just because your dad got swept up in the latest crazy. I don't really have limits, hit me up and we can figure something out.)

The state has very progressive laws when it comes to women's rights. Basically it was found that a huge amount 'crime' was actually pretty insignificant things that were done to women. This so called crime was resulting in a huge population of men ending up in jail, having criminal records that impacted their employment abilities and generally cost the tax payers a fortune. So the state updated it's laws. Now crimes committed against women were reduced to misdemeanors, or many cases were eliminated altogether. The result was nearly instant. Arrests rates were slashed in half, the incarceration rate became very low. Jails closed. Eventually new laws were introduced to carry this experiment even further. It became legal to own women as slaves. Their status was further clarified again and again. Of course the one rule that remained in place was that women had to be 18 before they could be used and also out of high school.

That's why every year high school graduations attract huge crowds. They cheer as the new graduates walk across the stage to accept their diploma. They cry at the speeches. They laugh at the jokes! Then, when it's all over, and the graduates are leaving the scene turns into a buffet. The school does it's best, it tries, it has several doors all over the building and it changes where the girls are let out of. But that never helps very much.

I'm down there today. I had read about hucows recently, and actually bought a home kit. Now I just need to find a good girl to use it on.