u/therealthing777

I’m really interested in going to the symphony this weekend, and I need some company! And I’d like to spice this up and offer this: let’s see the symphony, and then go to one of our places and spend some time making out!

Obviously we’ll get to know each other on here first. We can verify that we’re really who we say, make sure everything is safe. We’ll have a lovely, classy time listening to lovely, classy music. Then completely turn that classy night on its head with steamy making out.

Not looking for more than that. I could be open to it, don’t get me wrong. But if you’re looking for some fun making out and nothing more, I can be your guy for that!

I’m intelligent and funny, easy going and fun to talk to. I’m passionate about classical music…even studied it a bit in college. This concert should be good…we’ve got some Grieg (love Grieg), a new piece that incorporates Shakespeare(?) and finishes off with a Haydn Symphony for people who like their classical *really* Classical lol.

I know this is a bold request, but it sounds like a great time. Be bold with me!

Hey there, night owls!

Here I am, working late because ennui got the best of me…so I procrastinated all day Friday, and now I'm freaking out that I’m not far enough along for tomorrow. Classic. But what I really want is a fun, flirty chat to distract me from my life choices.

I have a compulsive need for attention and zero ability to be productive unless someone’s around to entertain me. So if you're witty, sharp, and can keep me from spiraling into self-doubt, let's talk! Bonus points if you can make me laugh or convince me that this all doesn’t matter that much.

Hit me up if you’re awake, bored, and ready to indulge my procrastination!

Hey there, night owls!

Here I am, working late because ennui got the best of me…so I procrastinated all day Friday, and now I'm freaking out that I’m not far enough along for tomorrow. Classic. But what I really want is a fun, flirty chat to distract me from my life choices.

I have a compulsive need for attention and zero ability to be productive unless someone’s around to entertain me. So if you're witty, sharp, and can keep me from spiraling into self-doubt, let's talk! Bonus points if you can make me laugh or convince me that this all doesn’t matter that much.

Hit me up if you’re awake, bored, and ready to indulge my procrastination!

Hey there, night owls!

Here I am, working late because ennui got the best of me…so I procrastinated all day Friday, and now I'm freaking out that I’m not far enough along for tomorrow. Classic. But what I really want is to meet someone fun, flirty and new to distract me from my life choices.

I have a compulsive need for attention and zero ability to be productive unless someone’s around to entertain me. So if you're witty, sharp, and can keep me from spiraling into self-doubt, let's talk! Bonus points if you can make me laugh or convince me that this all doesn’t matter that much.

Hit me up if you’re awake, bored, and ready to indulge my procrastination!

I know it’s a long-shot.

I don’t care why you want this. Maybe you are in a place where you want affection without commitment. Maybe this is a fantasy for you. Maybe you don’t know why you want this either.

I’m not gonna get into my reasons here. I’ll be 100% honest with you as we get to know each other, but I’m not going to try justifying with some sob story. There’s not much sob, not much of a story.

The truth is I want this. And I don’t want to change the rest of my life. I want something fun and sexy and passionate and sweet, and I want it to be my own. A secret. I know that there are women who find this as appealing as I do.

Why single? No good reason, other than you will have more availability and privacy than someone married or attached. That will make being together easier, with only one of us having to figure out the logistics of getting away.

I’m smart. I’m funny. I’m creative. I’m interested in the world around me. I’m passionate. I’m idealistic and cynical all mixed. I’m a normal educated guy and I’m fun and I’m sexy and I’m nice.

If this appeals to you let’s talk.

I know it’s a long-shot.

I don’t care why you want this. Maybe you are in a place where you want affection without commitment. Maybe this is a fantasy for you. Maybe you don’t know why you want this either.

I’m not gonna get into my reasons here. I’ll be 100% honest with you as we get to know each other, but I’m not going to try justifying with some sob story. There’s not much sob, not much of a story.

The truth is I want this. And I don’t want to change the rest of my life. I want something fun and sexy and passionate and sweet, and I want it to be my own. A secret. I know that there are women who find this as appealing as I do.

Why single? No good reason, other than you will have more availability and privacy than someone married or attached. That will make being together easier, with only one of us having to figure out the logistics of getting away.

I’m smart. I’m funny. I’m creative. I’m interested in the world around me. I’m passionate. I’m idealistic and cynical all mixed. I’m a normal educated guy and I’m fun and I’m sexy and I’m nice.

If this appeals to you let’s talk.

Hello. I know there are a million posts here from men in every specific place looking to dive on your muff, and I can respect that. I'm under no delusion that I can easily make my post stand out. So if you've stumbled on mine through blind chance, or if something about the title caught your eye, I thank you for stopping by. Now, let me tell you why I'm going to be the best muff diver you've ever had.

I LOVE this. Dare I say that I was born to do this. This is, somehow, what I was made for. It's not just the skill. I think lots of guys have some skill, especially these days. And it's not just the enjoyment. Though I know it's probably far too few, I know many men enjoy this as much as I do.

Is it the combination, somehow? Possibly. But at the risk of exposing myself, I think that it's my *obsession* with muff diving that makes me the best. I CRAVE it. Every single day, I want it. (Note that I don't DO it every single day, but I would.)

The scent? Drives me absolutely insane. The taste? The feel? Makes me feral. I LOVE getting messy while doing this. Honestly I feel like an animal whose survival instinct tells me to eat pussy for as long as the other person wants/can take.

I'm also respectful and not an idiot. I will strive for your orgasm, hopefully more than one, but if it's not happening and you want to stop, I'm totally there with you. I'm all about your boundaries and expectations and making you feel as comfortable as you can be. I'm also smart and funny, so, you know, I won't be dull or awkward.

I hope you give me a chance to do this for you. I guarantee you a good time, and I always have one myself.