u/theres_beena_robbery

*notabot

Hi, happy fuckin Saturday.
I’ve had a long ass week & just being a lazy piece of shit today, so why not like try to vibe and connect with someone?

My brain is always going, and it sucks, but it is what it is. I like scary shit, animals, gray days, gum, 2000s music, swimming, pastel colors, and so on. My humor is dry and probably offensive (ok it is offensive), but I’m also a sensitive baby sometimes. Needy. Big fan of communication. BBW type. Cute. No kids. Can’t compartmentalize to save my life.

Say what’s up or somethin.

Ps fuck i just realized I forgot a title. Oh well, my bad

Heyoooo.

This is just another post about a married chick who wants FEELINGS with the right fella.

I’m not gonna write a bunch of cliche shit, but I’m not here for casual sexting. I need depth and an emotional connection. Something that makes me feel fucking giddy and alive.

I’m just a horror lovin’ girly who likes to read, enjoys her dogs, and frequently spirals about insignificant shit. I think I’m a fuckin catch, but I’m also really flawed. I struggle sometimes and am probably way too jaded for my own good. I like to talk about anything and nothing, and I’m constantly questioning what the fuck life is. Most of the time I’d rather talk about weird shit and lightly bully one another, but I do think it’s important to learn about the deep, dark stuff too. I’m far from a skinny queen; I’m soft and have squish to me, plus sized, whatever. I have a belly and a double chin. I try to better myself daily, but sometimes it’s really fucking hard. I’m not the nerdy type, but I don’t care if you are. However, I *am* the needy type. Sometimes. Ok a lot of the time. So if your availability sucks, I will sniff it out like a bloodhound.

Be looking for something legit if you reply. And be under 45, please. Many thanks.