u/thrarowawayvirus2019

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

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Are you the sort of woman who lurks in this sub, excited by the thought of being more adventurous and having your needs met but not so excited about doing that with a random guy who posts his dick online and can’t put a coherent paragraph together? If that sounds like you then we might be a good match.

I’m a confident, laid back and educated married guy looking for a similarly adventurous, intelligent and discreet female FWB. Someone real and genuine who is looking for some extra sex and excitement in their life on an ongoing basis with a smart, normal and experienced man. More interested in personality than appearance but must be drugs-, disease-, and drama-free. Ideally local to Pittsburgh or travel here regularly.

Not interested in guys. Don’t even bother. Tell me your favorite thing to do in Pittsburgh when you reply so I know you’re legit.

Are you the sort of woman who lurks in this sub, excited by the thought of being more adventurous and having your needs met but not so excited about doing that with a random guy who posts his dick online and can’t put a coherent paragraph together? If that sounds like you then we might be a good match.

I’m a confident, laid back and educated married guy looking for a similarly adventurous, intelligent and discreet female FWB. Someone real and genuine who is looking for some extra sex and excitement in their life on an ongoing basis with a smart, normal and experienced man. More interested in personality than appearance but must be drugs-, disease-, and drama-free. Ideally local to Pittsburgh or travel here regularly.

Not interested in guys. Don’t even bother. Tell me your favorite thing to do in Pittsburgh when you reply so I know you’re legit.

Are you the sort of woman who lurks in this sub, excited by the thought of being more adventurous and having your needs met but not so excited about doing that with a random guy who posts his dick online and can’t put a coherent paragraph together? If that sounds like you then we might be a good match.

I’m a confident, laid back and educated married guy looking for a similarly adventurous, intelligent and discreet female FWB. Someone real and genuine who is looking for some extra sex and excitement in their life on an ongoing basis with a smart, normal and experienced man. More interested in personality than appearance but must be drugs-, disease-, and drama-free. Ideally local to Pittsburgh or travel here regularly.

Not interested in guys. Don’t even bother. Tell me your favorite thing to do in Pittsburgh when you reply so I know you’re legit.

Are you the sort of woman who lurks in this sub, excited by the thought of being more adventurous and having your needs met but not so excited about doing that with a random guy who posts his dick online and can’t put a coherent paragraph together? If that sounds like you then we might be a good match.

I’m a confident, laid back and educated married guy looking for a similarly adventurous, intelligent and discreet female FWB. Someone real and genuine who is looking for some extra sex and excitement in their life on an ongoing basis with a smart, normal and experienced man. More interested in personality than appearance but must be drugs-, disease-, and drama-free. Ideally local to Pittsburgh or travel here regularly.

Not interested in guys. Don’t even bother. Tell me your favorite thing to do in Pittsburgh when you reply so I know you’re legit.

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

Are you the sort of woman who lurks in this sub, excited by the thought of being more adventurous and having your needs met but not so excited about doing that with a random guy who posts his dick online and can’t put a coherent paragraph together? If that sounds like you then we might be a good match.

I’m a confident, laid back and educated married guy looking for a similarly adventurous, intelligent and discreet female FWB. Someone real and genuine who is looking for some extra sex and excitement in their life on an ongoing basis with a smart, normal and experienced man. More interested in personality than appearance but must be drugs-, disease-, and drama-free. Ideally local to Pittsburgh or travel here regularly.

Not interested in guys. Don’t even bother. Tell me your favorite thing to do in Pittsburgh when you reply so I know you’re legit.

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂

I’m the kind of guy who stays calm when things get chaotic, listens more than I talk (at first), and has the patience to deal with long lines, bad traffic, and your occasional overthinking spiral.

I’ve done well for myself, but I don’t walk around like I’m giving a TED Talk. Life’s too short not to laugh at yourself, and I definitely do.

I stay active (walks, sports, being outdoors) but I also fully believe food is one of life’s greatest joys. So yeah, I land somewhere in that “fit-ish with a hint of dad bod” zone. Balance.

My humor? Think playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes ridiculous. If you can dish it back, we’ll get along very well.

I don’t drink or smoke but I still know how to have a good time and won’t judge your vibe as long as it’s healthy.

Looking for someone who’s kind, emotionally aware, can laugh easily, and wants something real (but not overly serious all the time).

If that sounds like your type, say hi 🙂