Wife made bikini joke and dare.
Really nice day where I’m at in the world. Wife and I went outside to get some sun to break up our work from home day. She’s in a bikini getting me all sorts of worked up during this.
So we go out to our backyard and I have shorter athletic shorts on and she goes “hike them up so you get better tan lines” so I do and I go “got a lot of thigh showing right now” to which she responds with “getting you speedo ready, or g string ready. I know you have something up on your stuff you could put on and wear out here” and I just laughed and go “yeah that’d be a sight to see” and she instantly goes “dare you to go pull out some bottoms and come back out here”
I just laughed and said I couldn’t have the neighbors catching a glimpse of me doing that, but lord I wanted so bad to take her up on it.