u/yes-chef-25

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At my house, if the cat is on you, you can’t be made do get up for things. Other people will get you drinks, blankets, the remote. The cat hath chosen you; you shall stay put.

It’s been a while since I’ve been prioritized, I’m wondering how it works to seek out random acts of oral? Like, from someone who is experienced and enthusiastic 🫠 and seeking a muff to dive into?

Is this not advised? Would I be murdered? I’d love to know if anyone has done this and how it went!