u/youhavea2fastcar

I have been married for 17 years and must remain married. If you are in a similar situation and have thought of entering into a discreet long-term affair, your answers to the following 5 questions might help you make a decision:

1. Aroused while lying in bed at night, you place your hand lovingly on the nether region of your husband as he watches Monday Night Football. Does he: (a) open his eyes wide with anticipation and ravish you in the way you've always desired? (b) turn deep red and start to sweat profusely as he pinches his legs together? (c) roll his eyes while grabbing the TV remote to turn up the sound? or (d) say "Gosh, honey, it's almost halftime and I'm just about to clip my toenails"?
2. You tell your husband that you want to try "something new" to invigorate your sex life. Does he: (a) slip into a gawdy Hawaiin shirt and begin to sing The Pina Colada song? (b) start to snore as he pretends to be asleep? (c) order a vibrator of a different color for you? or (d) jump up, pound his chest, let out his best Tarzan-like yell, and ravish you in the way you've always desired?
3. After making a fantastic dinner for your husband, you slip into some sexy red lingerie. Does he: (a) worry you will get cold and offer to get you a sweater? (b) leave you a 20% tip? (c) express surprise that you found his hidden lingerie? or (d) throw you on the living room floor and ravish you in the way you've always desired?
4. While lying in bed, you mention to your husband that therapy might improve your "moribund sex life." Does he: (a) tell you that 18 holes of golf is the best therapy for any problem? (b) respond that therapy might help you improve your poor sexual skills? (c) attend joint therapy sessions, which result in his ravishing you in the way you've always desired? or (d) make a face while asking what "moribund" means?
5. You remind your man that you haven't had sex in weeks. Does he: (a) phone his poker buddies to give them a phony excuse that he just can't make it tonight, then carry you upstairs to ravish you in the way you've always wanted? (b) hold his hands over his ears, tightly close his eyes, and loudly mumble "Na na na na...."? (c) tell you he's busy as he logs on to watch porn on his computer? or (d) accuse you of being a nymphomaniac?

Any answer without the word "ravish" in it indicates you might benefit by responding to this post. It can't hurt to explore the possibilities.

How about drinks on Friday p.m. or coffee on Saturday a.m.? I am a fit non-smoker husband hoping to meet an attractive, discreet and personable wife who is too often left wanting and wishes something long term.