u/yourwoodservicedhere

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Bloomington, IL - I'M OFFERING SOME BEAUTIFUL SUNNY SPRING DAY ROADHEAD

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It's an awesome day for some mind-blowing roadhead or outdoor head! My vehicle or yours...or can be outside in the shade.. doesnt matter which. If you and your cock would enjoy a tight wet balldraining liplok then reply back. No sites. No strings. No games... Its really simple... I suck.. you cum lol. Let me demonstrate my cocksucking skills by delivering a blowjob that will have you seeing fireworks and stars and it's not even July 4th yet. Yes it's free ;)

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u/yourwoodservicedhere — 11 days ago
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Bloomington IL - A Different Kind of Ballgame ..

Do you remember that famous line from Grease, where the principal was making an announcement over the loudspeaker and she says.... "if you can't be an athlete, you can still be an athletic supporter'... well, I love that line.

This would be a fun hobby for which I am very well qualified, I love being on my knees, and I can't imagine a hobby that I would rather have LOL.  So if you're athletic, in Bloomington, and if your sports equipment needs a good spit-shine and polish, then we definitely need to chat LOL.  There's nothing better than getting a good sports Nut....

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u/yourwoodservicedhere — 14 days ago
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Bloomington Normal IL - Let Your Zipper Lizard out to Play

Reasons why you should let your zipper lizard out to play with me in Bloomington IL.  

-Because he is trapped in the dark, musty place all day, and most of the evening, and gets soooo lonely. 

-Because most of the time when you do let him by yourself, you often just beat the heck out of him. 

-Because he is a very social creature that is just craving some tight hugs and sloppy kisses.

-Because he deserves to be petted daily, even when he usually ends up spitting at me.

-Because all he really wants to do is stand up tall and do tricks.

-Because he needs regular playtime for both his and your sanity.

 -and lastly, because without the proper luv and affection your zipper lizard will end up looking like a disappointed worm.

Don't let that happen.  Let me please your lizard LOL

If you have a blank profile, and only say HI, Hey, or dm me - I most likely won't reply.

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u/yourwoodservicedhere — 17 days ago