u/zenithBemusement

I just wanna hang around you some, that's all!!! I'm not sitting here dreaming about you being the girl to finally break me in, I'm just... falling asleep cause I've been listening to you yap for hours, that's all! Shut up don't read into the fact that I enjoy hearing you talk about your special interests for hours IT MEANS NOTHING SHUSH~~

No, I'm not distracted by that really pretty really nice really comfy spiral.......... I-i, uhm, I'm just being nice! No, seriously, that's all — I've got dozens of girls and girl-adjacent beings who want me collared and moaning their name in public; I just wanna be friends with you, okay? The fact that I'm slowly growing more obedient to you has nothing to do with any hypnosis, or gaslighting, or long term conditioning! We're just friends, that's all! Stop bullying me, I'm not flustered!!!

Me sending you pictures of my cat at 3 am isn't anything special either! I'll send ANYONE pics of her, I just happened to be thinking of you when I took them!!! You've just... been on my mind a lot for some reason... but it's not because you've been subtly planting false memories or anything! I've got defenses like Fort Knox, alright?! And even though I think you're the prettiest girl on the planet for some reason, you're not getting in that easy!

Besides, I've been around the block for a while now. Every would-be Divinity thinks they've made me their "broken collared bitch" within the first week or so — but it never lasts~! Even if you got me to the point where we had matching PFPs like some e-daters, I'd still be free as a bird the moment you lost interest — so stop thinking I'm wanting to move into your house and live in a cage under your bed, okay!?!?

^(I swear if I manage to mess this ad up again, I'm gonna fill my socks with river water or something...)

I just wanna hang around you some, that's all!!! I'm not sitting here dreaming about you being the girl to finally break me in, I'm just... falling asleep cause I've been listening to you yap for hours, that's all! Shut up don't read into the fact that I enjoy hearing you talk about your special interests for hours IT MEANS NOTHING SHUSH

No, I'm not distracted by that really pretty really nice really comfy spiral.......... I-i, uhm, I'm just being nice! No, seriously, that's all — I've got dozens of girls and girl-adjacent beings who want me collared and moaning their name in public; I just wanna be friends with you, okay? The fact that I'm slowly growing more obedient to you has nothing to do with any hypnosis, or gaslighting, or long term conditioning! We're just friends, that's all! Stop bullying me, I'm not flustered!!!

Me sending you pictures of my cat at 3 am isn't anything special either! I'll send ANYONE pics of her, I just... happened to be thinking of you when I took them!!! You've just... been on my mind a lot for some reason... but it's not because you've been subtly planting false memories or anything! I've got defenses like Fort Knox, alright?! And even though I think you're the prettiest girl on the planet for some reason, you're not getting in that easy!

Besides, I've been around the block for a while now. Every would-be Goddess thinks they've made me their "broken collared bitch" within the first week or so — but it never lasts~! Even if you got me to the point where we had matching PFPs like some e-daters, I'd still be free as a bird the moment you lost interest — so stop thinking I'm wanting to move into your house and live in a cage under your bed, okay!?!?