Well, ladies & gentlemen, this sub delivered again. I did search high and low for months. Some even accused me of being picky. In the end, it paid off.
By the time he rolled into my DMs, I was exhausted by the process and had low expectations. Somehow, he passed every check. He messaged consistently, got to know me as a person before asking about my desires and kinks, and then asked me out to lunch. He also sent recent test results and a reference from a previous Reddit connection.
Encounter #1: Devoured then fed
Our vibe check on a previous day went well (tall, handsome, gorgeous hands), and I was ready to enjoy his company in private. I had my safe person track me, even though I felt comfortable.
I arrived early and waited on his peaceful porch overlooking a lake. We had tea and talked about nerdy things until he pulled me into his lap.
I kept asking about his physics degree while he tried to answer politely and restrain himself from kissing me. It is hard to get a stage 5 yapper like me to stop, but his lips nibbling my neck did the trick. The science chat got me wet; the kissing had me soaked. When his hand finally slid under my skirt, he let out a delicious moan and took me inside the house.
Within minutes of him going down on me, I felt an orgasm building strongly. He brought me to the edge repeatedly, in multiple positions. It felt like only minutes had passed, but when I checked my phone and saw hours had gone by, I genuinely thought it was glitching.
He cooked us delicious gourmet burgers. Watched me hungrily while I got ready for my night out (I may have pounced on him for one last makeout), before dropping me off at a party.
Encounter #2: Dinner, stroll, and prolonged teasing
What I expected to be a casual hangout turned into hours of delicious tension.
We had a relaxed pub dinner talking about life and work, followed by a lovely walk by the water. On a public bench, we made out until I was pleading with him to touch me. He refused because he had evil plans, so I suggested we go back to his place.
At home, he kept me wound up and aroused with whispered dirty talk before finally giving in and eating me out with an intensity that left me completely dazed and buzzing. It probably wasn’t safe to drive home.
Encounter #3: “I wish you were eating me out right now”
…was the text I sent him on a Sunday evening after a few drinks with friends. Within 30 minutes, he was picking me up and driving us to an empty parking lot. He came prepared with the essentials: a joint, a van with a blanket, and even bug spray for the mozzies.
Living in my head rent free would be the moment he was holding the joint to my lips while I took a slow drag, holding eye contact and giving him that small smile I know drives men wild.
Other highlights of our magical van night:
- My first orgasm with him, his fingers finding my g spot spot while I circled my clit
- While I was leaning forward to peek outside, checking for passersby, my ass raised in the air, he unexpectedly lifted my dress, pressed his tongue into me from behind, and fingered me, hovering me between naughty thrill and pleasure
- Being close, laughing, and sharing my first time smoking with someone who made me feel safe and present.
We’ve hung out many times now and become good friends. Each encounter has been unique and some even record breaking.
On a recent meet, after we shared a THC gummy, he ate me out with such slow, meticulous attention that I felt like I was floating in pleasure the entire time. Wow. Truly unforgettable.
Working with our fingers in sync, I had a deep, rolling G spot orgasm that lasted several minutes, leaving my body humming long after it ended. I have never experienced anything like it.
If there’s anything this has taught me, it’s that the wildest, most healing experiences happen when you’re rooted in your own energy, open and not attached to outcomes.
With my physics nerd, I stayed in my pace and my boundaries, and he naturally rose to meet them.
Meeting a caring and genuine person who also happens to be weird and kinky in exactly the right way? Well worth the wait.