u/zeodude6

I was hot shit back when going on 40 lumberjack vampires were in vogue. The forests are gone, I keep biting my tongue, and even my horse-mounted competition has been replaced with towering wolf/demigod/alien supermen that transcend the limits of anatomical physics. Have I helped the last neglected queen get a 60-second reprieve from the brutality of reality?

As long as my plaid-laden, glistening arms still bulge under the dappled light filtering through my HOA-approved ornamental maple, I say no.

It’s true that I have a natural, rugged physique, which is basically the entry fee to even get on the cover. I’m north of 6-ft, have a solid gym routine, and pristine hygiene. Picture Prince Harry Duke of Sussex, but with thick grabbable hair and axe arms. I have brain stuff going on too, despite some of my beautiful readers forgivably glossing over those facts. One can’t call themselves a true lumberjack without a deep appreciation and respect for the trees, flowers, and critters that we share space with. Just as I treat nature with respect, sure as sap I have the highest regard for 30- or 40-something married women seeking an emotionally-available married man for companionship, passion, and discreet adventure.

In the plainest terms I am humbly offering: a genuine curiosity to want to know you, a desire to have a deeply real connection that includes local in-person adventures, a timeless desire to grow as people together, exclusivity, safety, and the kind of love that only two people who met randomly on the internet and are already married but are still uniquely trying to make a delicious dent in history before the long sleep can have.

I am located in west TN, near Memphis. Send me a chat message and let’s get to know each other.