r/The_Colony_TX_NSFW

It's finally summer and I'm looking to have some no strings fun!

What I am looking for: I'd prefer a nerdy, shy, introverted, quiet kinda guy who doesn't self-describe as 'hot' or 'sexy'. The type who'd rather stay home and maybe goon to his waifus (I know that sounds weird, I really don't care, cause I'm a goonette), play video games, and not go out and party. I'm not into guys who partake in 420, anything harder (of course), or who feel the need to drink alcohol to survive. Finding a woman my size attractive is a must. If you play, 'here lemme throw a dog a bone', I'll clock it quite quick. I also promise I'm much meaner than you. I'd prefer a guy under 300lbs, and not just stick skinny. Otherwise? I don't care much about height and weight. Tall, short, chubby, skinny are all chill. Please note logistically speaking, I need you to be 6" or more if you're skinny/slim or 7" or more if you're a bigger guy. You won't be able to get inside of me to where I can feel you otherwise, from the front or back. I do not care what's worked for you in the past. You should be mobile and able to host, either at your place or a hotel. I do not do car play, please do not ask. If you do not meet these requirements I politely request you do not message me. I am GOING to ignore you and send your chat request into the ether.

More About Me: I'm a soon to be senior in undergrad (college) and working towards my bachelor's degree. I like guys who can hold a conversation, and don't have the personality nor intelligence of wet dirt. That being said, if your initial chat request doesn't peek my interest, or at minimum you don't follow directions....you will also be sent to the ether. Oh, and yes, I AM fat. I do not need people on here going UR FAT, because I'm aware. I've also lost 20lbs recently so W that. I'm a freaky, kinky girl who's normally a dominant leaning switch, but lately I've wanted my hair pulled, a hand necklace, and a guy to fuck me until I forget my name and see stars. I'm not interested in a meet up before the meet up. I'm shy, quiet, introverted, and super socially awkward. But I'm also the epitome of 'it's the quiet ones you should worry about', because it's true. It should also be let known you should be okay with a woman who has a hairy, but trimmed pussy. I don't shave it for anyone. I also maintain good hygiene, and you should too. I shower before any and all meet ups. I'm NOT interested in a couple. I will say this until my tongue falls off and my lips bleed, but people do not listen.

When Reaching Out: Age, race, height, weight, dick size, do you drink/smoke/etc, can you host and are you mobile, where are you located? If you're not in the DFW metro or won't be in 1-3 days time, please do not bother me. I'm looking for something sooner than later. Also, I'm usually up late, this is being posted at 2am on Wednesday morning and I sleep until the afternoon. Don't ask me for an 8am hook up. It will not happen. I will be passed the FUCK out, lmao.

I do not reply to DM me comments. Also if you read this and still comment DM me, you didn't read anything.

Oh, and again, YES, I am fat. And if you don't like how I look, your piss ant comments aren't worth my time. I'll just report you to the mods or Reddit as a whole. Then block you and proceed with my day. I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but we're all adults, or I'd hope we are since this an adult space. Yet, somehow some of you act like children. Anywho.~

Straight male 160lbs 6’ slim fit hosting into giving oral amongst everything else. BWC is handsome.