u/ABigBerryInBows

Exactly what it says on the tin. For those of you who think the extremely personal song soundtracking your rolling is indispensable, what would you want the Loompas, or whoever’s singing, to say about you? Would you want them to focus on how your own flaws and habits turned you into a berry? Or maybe to go to town relentlessly teasing you for what’s become of you.

On a similar note, is there a particular tone you’d want? Maybe all their teasing is in good fun, like they know you like this. Or they sound like they really want you to learn a lesson from becoming a berry.