u/Accurate_Bar_8645

I live in a city with a high Hispanic population... I'm not Hispanic (I'm Asian) but I love their food and culture!

Today is Cinco de Mayo and I've been called to my side gig as a naked bartender all afternoon and evening! I've already arrived at the venue and I'm already naked... I'm in California so it's only 1 P M here but I plan to work naked past midnight!

If any of you guys happen to visit a Cinco De Mayo party and you see a naked Asian bartender, come up and say hi! And this is your open invitation to touch my T&A if you want. I'm completely open to that (and more!)

I posted earlier tonight about the wet t-shirt contest I won at my favorite bar. I'm still there, I've been hanging out naked ever since I posted. Having a great time!

But it's time to go home, so I went to the back room where all the ladies' clothes are being stored so I can get dressed and head out.

But they're gone! Someone pranked me, I guess, wants to keep me naked! My purse and car keys are still here so I can still get home. But it's gonna be awkward to dash naked out to my car, it's on the other side of the parking lot! Then from my car to my apartment...

I mean, I'm an exhibitionist so I won't mind, but I try to remember not everyone is ready to see a naked lady like me.

Wondering what exactly I'm going to do here...

Every month I enter a wet t-shirt contest at my favorite local bar. I've won a couple of times, the audience loves my enthusiasm. And I have big boobs so that's an advantage.

I just took a risk to see if I could win again, and it worked! What did I do?

I'M NOT WEARING PANTS! LOL

At this point even my tshirt isn't required anymore. Lucky bar gets to see me full nude all night. Squee!