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It's so big and it won't go down. Help!

Straight white male with a big student loan debt and an average sized cock. Looking for a woman for something relaxed and fun. Someone I vibe with. Im bored out of my mind, cold, and craving a cuddle and a lot more if there's chemistry.

I want that relaxed and very sensual feeling that builds to the point we are ripping each others clothes off. Start slow, throw on a movie while we share a bottle of wine. Before long your cuddled up next to me under a blanket with your head on my chest and my arms around you while you run your fingers through mine. Brushing your hair aside and kissing your neck...you know how it goes.

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MY PERFECT SUB. Where are you?

I'm searching for the perfect sub. My perfect sub!

Please read the ad and understand that this is MY personal preference and I do not mean to offend anyone. I am tired of wasting my time and energy making conversation with people who misrepresent themselves or do not intend to follow through or simply haven't taken the time to read what I have wrote and write a response that shows it.

I prefer to communicate over the phone after a short chat online and before we meet in person. Voice, eyes, and body language say more than text ever could.

Im looking first and foremost for a connection and conversation that is engaging. A woman who is open, honest, and who's personality, kinks, and desires align with my own. She does not need to be experienced, in fact I prefer a woman who perhaps hasn't had the chance to fully explore her kinks and desires but wants to do so with a man she trusts fully.

Physically I am not looking for perfect and i prefer a woman who has a balance of physical beauty and personality. She will be under 165cm tall (I am 176cm) Under 70kg (I am 73kg) and have some level of physical fitness and flexibility.

A naturally submissive woman! This has nothing to do with the person you are at work or in daily life. In my experience women who portray a strong and somewhat dominant role, often take on the opposite role and crave to submit and obey. You know exactly what I am talking about if this is you. I do not consider myself a "dom" and find men who label themselves as such often have the least understanding of what the role entails.

I do have very dominant tendencies and have always found the most enjoyment with women who embody the qualities of a true naturally submissive woman.

An appetite for all manner of kinky fun and depravity while maintaining a mutual respect, trust, and open honest communication. I want a girl who will do anything for me within the bounds of her own limits which i will respect. I will do anything for my sub and I want to deeply satisfy every depraved and kinky desire while also sharing a deep affection for each other, trust, and care. We all have many versions of ourselves and each one has needs and desires.

I have no desire for a romantic relationship. This is simply a means to an end. To satisfy my need for sex and intimacy and do so discreetly with someone I trust and connect with effortlessly.

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 2 days ago

Any horny hot women want to fuck a hot older man right now. Payneham area

DM me to swap pics and quick chat. Be clean hot and ready to ride some cock. 38m fit and scrub up well

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 3 days ago
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Fit 38 Girls 25+. DM

Lightsview area. Need some mental stimulation and conversation. Swap some pics and kinky chat. More if we're both feeling it. Messages from guys will be ignored.

u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 3 days ago
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Red wine and bad decisions. M4F in CBD

In the city. Looking for a mature attractive woman. 38m prefer around my age. Start with a chat online, on phone, and more if we like each other.

u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 6 days ago

Chat and hang out

Bored tonight. Keen to chat with women only. If we get along we can hang out. Not in a rush but keen to have some fun. Driving home from the city soon. Message me if you want to park somewhere. Sit on my lap and talk. More if we both want it.

Dont reply if youre a man

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 11 days ago

Secret fuck buddy. Male for Female only!

I want to start with a conversation online and over the phone or in person. Only interested in women. Not men, couples, trans or anything in between. Be clean and height weight proportionate. I am fit and take care of myself so want a woman who does the same. Age unimportant, i am 38 but open to younger or older if it feels right.

Im a good man, not a "nice guy" looking to fulfill a need and do the same for a woman who isn't looking for anything more. Some good dick and a man who knows how to eat pussy like it should be done. I know every guy says that. Don't take my word for it ; )

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 11 days ago
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Job Cancelled. Fit tradie looking for fun

Thursday morning. Job cancelled so having rest of the day off. Fit good looking lad. Keen to chat to a woman. In CBD right now. DM me if you are chill and want to have some fun.

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 13 days ago

WOMEN?... Mature attractive man

Looking for genuine connection and kinky fun. DM. Looking for a woman that is clean sub leaning. My fuck boy days are long gone. I want one woman and zero headaches. Friends that fuck. No time for anything more.

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 14 days ago
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Any women with some manners and class?

Have been here less than a week and have yet to find a woman with manners and some class. Are there ANY intelligent women here who are capable of polite conversation? Please do not message if you are a prostitute. Respectfully im not interested.

I give respect and expect it. I would like to meet someone who is interested in fwb. Kinky sensual fun nothing more. I know there is a woman here who is as disappointed as i am with this app. For the love of god i need a good hard deep fuck. Message me so i can talk to someone normal.

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 15 days ago

Looks can be deceiving

Clean well presented 38yr old man. Nobody would know it to look at me, but I am not the well mannered, personable and sweet man most people see. Im a dominant with endless thoughts of depravity. I have had submissive partners in the past but since my friend and submissive moved overseas several months ago I have been missing something I need. I am here to speak to a woman who, like myself, has an insatiable desire to submit and be used as a pleasure sub. I am not interested in how you appear. Your career, your home life, your social life, music preference, race, or any other basic things. The mask we all wear at times to move through life smoothly. I want to know the woman beneath the facade. The part of you only a privileged few are given the chance to meet. Or perhaps none have had the pleasure but you are desperate to find someone you feel safe to open up to and help you explore that side of you. The woman im searching for will know, so i will say no more for now. If its you I hope you say hi.

u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 15 days ago
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Quickie after work? DM

Any real woman want to chat with a hot 38 man. Bored at work. I want to have some fun on the way home around 6:30-7:30 in my car or yours. Driving west to east through city.

If you want pics dm me.

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 16 days ago
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Hot horny Man. Come and fuck me NOW! 12am

Any horny clean and reasonably attractive woman near Walkerville? Hot horny man here. I need to fuck and i don't have any time to fuck around. Work at 6am and need some sleep. If your close or can get here msg me. I'll give you some oral that will blow your mind and make sure you cum before i do. Send a pic

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 16 days ago
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Massage swap, oral, and fuck. M for F

I am sore all over and need a massage. I am a qualified and experienced rmt. Its my 2nd job these days but was once my only job. Not going to lie, massaging attractive women is something I enjoy thoroughly, but i keep it professional because I respect my clients and my profession (and im not a creep). Im looking for a fwb and tonight Im in need of a massage myself, so why not kill 2 birds with one stone.

We can keep it strictly professional for the first time. Just relax and talk, keep it casual and get to know each other and if we both decide we want more we take it from there. Not looking for multiple women, just one that i vibe with and we enjoy each others company. You don't need to know what your doing, its not hard to learn. DM me if you're interested.

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 17 days ago

Dirty mind but a clean cock

I want to meet a regular functioning adult woman with a healthy lifestyle, a job, and an attraction that isn't purely physical. Be it smart, funny, kind, sweet. Don't care how hot you are if your arrogant, rude, unkind. It's only sex but i don't stick my cock in anything i wouldn't take to dinner. That's my rule #1 Lol. Something low key and fun. Fwb, only looking to meet a need that isn't being met and help you do the same. Me, I'm a straight 38 male live near the city. Work for myself. Like to keep fit and take care of my body. Bit of an artist and like making things with my hands.

DM

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 17 days ago

Dirty mind but a clean cock

I want to meet a regular functioning adult woman with a healthy lifestyle, a job, and an attraction that isn't purely physical. Be it smart, funny, kind, sweet. Don't care how hot you are if your arrogant, rude, unkind. It's only sex but i don't stick my cock in anything i wouldn't take to dinner. That's my rule #1 Lol. Something low key and fun. Fwb, only looking to meet a need that isn't being met and help you do the same. Me, I'm a straight 38 male live near the city. Work for myself. Like to keep fit and take care of my body. Bit of an artist and like making things with my hands.

DM

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u/Acrobatic-Tongue2026 — 17 days ago