u/Admirable_Property51

should I take 100mg pure dexamph with two 20mg redoses as I see fit and yap everyones ear off in my classes or is this a recipe for disaster and a waste?

dude I got absolutely fucked up and went to a civil engineering and landscaping convention cus my friend was told by her professor to go and she didn't wanna be alone. and bro, THESE MFS JUST BE LYING LMFAOO

idk shit about engineering or landscaping but I was geeked as hell and social so I was just walking around booths making some bullshit up to converse with people. NONE and I mean NONE of those mfs could admit that they didn't know what I was talking about 😭😭 they were just lying back ffs

This one guy had a booth about the best materials to use for constructing some shit idrk I wasn't paying much attention, and I told him that he was wrong about what wood to use for foundations and then MADE UP a kind of wood that I would use. I said like Himalacked boatanam or something, which does NOT exist. AND THIS MF STARTED TELLING ME WHY HIMALACKED BOATANAM IS ABSOLUTELY THE WORST WOOD I COULD HAVE USED

DUDE WAS ACTING LIKE A HIMALACKAD BOATANAM EXPERT lmfaooo he was just making shit up and treating it like it was the most common rookie mistake ever made, he literally invented imaginary properties of this fucking wood and SCOLDED ME ON HOW DANGEROUS IT WAS TO USE FOR 15 MINUTES. he said he could report me to the council of my area for using it and that I should be arrested for my carelessness because I SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO USE SUCH AN UNRELIABLE WOOD AND I PUT PEOPLE AT RISK

HE SAID WHEN HE FIRST STARTED HE BUILT AN OUTHOUSE WITH HIMALACKED BOATANAM AND IT COLLAPSED AND SERIOUSLY INJURED A YOUNG CHILD, SO HE KNOWS FIRSTHAND THAT USING THAT WOOD IS A SERIOUS MISTAKE

BRO THE WOOD DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST LOOOL

he was so deadass too like at first I thought maybe he was messing with me cus he could tell I was high but he really was trying to convince me that I'd just made the biggest stupidest error in the world. I've never seen someone be so adamant about UTTER BULLSHIT

never trusting civil engineers and landscapers again I actually can't with these mfs most of them didn't even notice I was talking out my ass.

I also got two job offers like how low can the bar be actually 😭

I swear to GOD I'm so straight, but my roommate gay as hell, which has never been very relevant cus he never showed any interest in me, but last night we both got high, and we DIDNT FUCK, though I'd argue what we were doing was gayer than fucking. Actually how do I go forward tho, I'm stressed out. I'm not gay.

Me and my roommate have a tradition that every saturday we both get as fucked up as possible on what we have left in the baggie after the week. Last night before he came home I did a BUNCH of coke and started painting and spilled so much water and paint on our coffee table. After he got home he was gonna do a couple lines off the table and then chat with me but he can't use the table now and he's pissed (our other roommate gets so pressed when we do coke off the kitchen bench so that table's the only comfortable spot) so I JOKE IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR and say he can do a line off me instead even though there were like 100 other non gay solutions.

I'm lying on my back on the couch now and I'm suuuuper high, and he like sits on top of me and gets out the coke and tells me to take my shirt off so nothing gets absorbed in the fabric, AS A JOKE I was pretty sure, AND I SWEAR ITS JUST BECAUSE IT WAS HOT AND I WAS SWEATING NOT BECAUSE I'M GAY (ok maybe this bit might have been a little gay on my part) I take my shirt off.

I'm not gonna go into detail about what happened after that but it was gay. It was gay as hell for like 3 hours. No penis in butt stuff tho, but a lottttt of doing lines off me and leaving fatass hickeys. And redosing to be gayer and gayer. It was so much, I don't think I've ever even done something that intimate and like... idk sensual (??) with a girl.

After being gay we watched a shitty movie and cuddled or whatever and were like making out periodically and giving each other little kisses or whatever, then I ended the night by knocking myself out with ketamine and going to sleep.

I just woke up and haven't spoken to him yet today, but wtf do I do. I'm not gay. I don't want to pursue anything gay. Someone help, idk what to say to him.

Seriously what am I supposed to do, fucking help me reddit