If you wanna snuggle up between my thighs or sumsum 😇😈

Slow motion drill action

Get your mind outta the gutter, fool.

It waa hard to intentionally add a blur for this yet that shit always happens when I’m trying to perfect a shot.

And I’m even in color. Happy Sinday, you savages.

Take the L, please.

This smoked pork shoulder was a W though.

Let’s talk about places to cum!

Where’s your preferred location to cum? Do you want her to wear it for you? Do you wanna nut inside her? Do you practice the trusty pull out method?

Do you cum on her back if you’re in doggy? What about her tummy if you’re on top?

What about her face? Is this something you enjoy or no? What happens if you get it in her hair?

Ladies, where do YOU prefer them to cum?

Do you like to wear it like a badge of honor? Or do you want to practice your gorilla grip and try to get him to shoot his load early?

Do you have a preferred location on where your partner cums?

If he cums inside you, do you run to the bathroom for clean up or do you strap those panties right back on? Or pant he’s only pulled them to the side.

Also, do you spit, swallow, or prefer a facial? Do you like the taste? Is it too tangy? Too salty? Just right?!

Bonus questions - Have you ever tastes your own cum? Would you kiss her/him after they’ve or you’ve cum in your/their mouth? Would you eat her out after you came inside her?

If you answer the bonus question maybe we’ll give you 💦 flair

Ready. Set. Go.

How do you handle the booty?

Are backshots your kryptonite? Do you love it or hate it? Do you save them for last? Is it your finisher?

Do you eat it from the back? Do you like to get eaten from the back?

Do you like when he grips both cheeks and sends you to poundtown? Or do you prefer nice slow strokes?

How do you stop him from cumming so fast? Tell him to slow down? Spread the cheeks? Or do you wear a crown cause that kitty got the supergrip?

Do you like to pronebone or do you prefer to arch that back? Fellas, which position do you prefer?

We need to know 🤭

FUCK IT, IT’S THE DAY OF CANADA TODAY

We have a bunch of horny Canadians in our sub so let’s celebrate Canada day with them.

Since Barbs is our token Canadian and she has no idea I’m even doing this dumb shit, lets use the Whiteboard Special flair to post photos of your food, coffee, memes, anything Canadian, anything Barbie related, pink, sparkles? I don’t fucking know, have fun with it.

No dongs, flaps, lips, or holes. Anything but those things, please.

Yes, this is on top of the normal limit. Share the space and don’t be an attention whore. You can post however many times you want in celebration using the Whiteboard Special. Use your brain and don’t post on top of yourself or other people. Space it out.

MADHouse, how do we handle arguments, disagreements, or not seeing eye to eye?

This can be with your partner, friends, family whatever the case may be for your current situation.

Do you like to immediately problem-solve? Or do you prefer like it’s not a thing?

Are you intense or are you more level headed when things escalate?

Do you always have to be right, or can you accept accountability when needed?

When you’re losing an argument or when you’re wrong, do you like get half naked or prop your cheeks up to diffuse the situation?

When it comes to the apology, are you more forgiving or do you hold a grudge? Are you side-eyeing the person for the rest of the day, week, month or year? Do you like to give a formal apology?
Do you need to receive a formal apology or can you quickly move past it?

Drop the details for me below babes

I’ll master the pizza at some point. TBD

Who wants to climb in next to me?!

I promise to keep my hands to myself

Jk, that’s a fucking lie

My smoker for the next like 3 months

Just a variety of degeneracy

Tomorrows theme is memes. Give us the most ratchet shit you got.

The more unhinged the better. Have fun with it.

Give us all the memes.

This is obviously on top of your other FIF post. You can post as many memes as you want.

If you post anything like insane, racist, sexist etc. we’re just going to fucking ban you sooooo use your brains.

I have to say this because there’s always one dipshit

Anyway unhinged, hot, and hilarious memes tomorrow, LFG.

K MADhouse, what’s the go-to move(s) when you’re tryna get some nookie?

Do you tell them you’re in the mood for some 👉👌

Do you try to build up the moment? Do you try to sneakily let your partner know you’re tryna go to poundtown?

Women, what signs do you give off when you’re in the mood? Do you not so subtly subtly throw your booty back into him in bed? Do you just pull his pants down? Do you wake him up with a little surprise gluckgluck action?

Fellas, how do you let your lady know you’re in the mood for a little boingboing time? Are we making the suggestive move to put the hard schlong into her lowe back? Do you just pull it out? Do you start with the infamous fake back massage?

Give us your secrets!

Whats the MADhouses thots on butt play?!?

Do we like to eat ass here? Or is that a no-go for you? This applies to men and women.

Do you like a finger or thumb? What about a little thumb action during some backshot activity? You know what I mean..

Or do you prefer a plug? Do you have a fave lube? Drop your faves down below.

Or is your butt a no-go zone?!

Tell us about your starfish activities, please.

I’ve flaired this accurately dont @ me!

This place wouldn’t be what it is without you crazy fucking savages. We keep thinking up of the weirdest shit and y’all keep cookin’!

This has been a wild ass year for me in real life and here. Y’all keep my ass coming back. Everyone is beautiful here and I love all the silly shit you let us get away with.

TELL EVERYONE WE UP

AND WE TAKING OVER** **

What does it for you??

Do you like your partner to be vocal? Do you enjoy being vocal with your partner?

How unhinged do you get? Or are you more shy and timid?

Have you ever said something that you immediately regretted?

Do you ever wish you said something differently? More or less aggressive?

Drop the tea, we wanna know 😈🤭🍿

Let’s talk about some ass, MAD!

How do we actually feel about face sitting? Do we like it? Is it overrated or underrated? Is it better than 69ing? Do you like to eat or get eaten from the back?

For me, imma grab my snorkel and I’ll be aiiiiiight!

What are your thots?

You know what it is

Sorry I’m late to the soccer football party today.

BEND THE FUCK OVER