u/AlarmingPepper3656

I fucked the girl at the strawberry farm stand

In my neighborhood, there are always strawberry stands in early summer where strawberries are sold from small (usually strawberry-shaped) booths. I don't usually shop there because they're really expensive, and when I lived alone, I couldn't always finish them. Once, there was this young woman at a booth wearing THE strawberry dress (iykyk—or Google it), which I thought was funny, plus - she had massive tits which the dress is made for.

So I stopped by and bought some of her strawberries, complimenting her dress and smalltalking a little bit. I left before I got too pushy or creepy. A few days later I ran into her by chance at a concert. She was standing just a few feet away from me. So I said to her, “Hey, Strawberry Girl”. Because of a miracle, she remebered me and I got us two beers. And then two more and two more.

After the concert we still hung out and talked for a bit. At the end of the night she gave me her number.

At our first date we met at an ice cream shop. I was really happy to see her: she had taken my compliments to heart and had put on the strawberry dress again! Just for me! After the date (strawberry ice cream) we went to my place, where she initiated the making out session. My hunch was right: no bra and super fuckig natural, fat tits! Which after a big of touching fell out of her dress.

Not long after that she went onto her knees and started sucking my cock. It was one of the longest focused BJs I ever had gotten. Her drool went all over her tits. Then she put my cock between her juicy boots so I could fuck them for a while. After that I got her out of the dress and fucked her right there in my living room. I sucked her tits a lot and let them bounce real good. I planned to jizz full force in her face or on her tits, but she said she was on birth control and wanted me to cum inside. So I did.

Afterwards she told me that she loved the cum dripping out of her on her way home. We agreed that next time I'd fuck her and fill her up before her shift at the strawberry stand, so she could then let it leak out there. She told me it felt like it was leaking for hours.

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u/AlarmingPepper3656 — 4 days ago

I once dated a woman who "collected" facials

Some years ago, I (m27 at the time) met a girl (~my age) at a dating app who was quite nice. On the thinner side but far from skinny, brunette, nice tits (tits on a stick). Cute face, large brown eyes. She was a bit gruff and had a mind of her own, which I liked, but I knew I wouldn't love it. It began as a very normal dating experience. Both of us didn't just use the app to meet fuck-material, but both were happy with "if you are nice, but aren't my soulpartner, lets at least fuck a few times". So after severel dates it became increasingly clear that we weren't meant for each other. At the same time that we got less romantic with each other, we became way more open about our sexuality. Kind of like a trial run. Nothing to lose, but maybe something to learn.

Some evening, after cooking at her place, we drank rum and talked on her couch. It was pretty clear that we were going to fuck that night, but we were already talking about sex very casually. The mood was more "fun" than "horny" (although it became horny quickly after her clothes came off - wait I don't want to give too much away just yet).

At some point, she let slip that she has a photo of almost every guy she's slept with. Or rather, of his jizz. I told her to elaborate, so she told me to follow her into her bedroom. Over her bed there was this classic "blue nudes" picture, a collage of a woman in blue. It was hanging on a string on the wall. She climbed onto the bed, grabbed the picture and turned it over. On the back were about 10–15 Polaroids. Of her. With jizz on her face. Sometimes she was exhausted, sometimes she was laughing. Always covered in cum. Some of them had just her and some had her posing with a dick or sucking it. The best part was that she was really photogenic. Since the atmosphere was so relaxed, I took my time.

She missed 3 guys. The second guy she ever slept with made the first picture, her idea to collect them came to her with her fourth mens cum on her face. One guy didn't want to participate.

I remember that one cock really intimidated me - anaconda - but I was also bigger than most of the guys there, so I was pretty confident when I said "I can see me add to that collection". She opened my pants and took my cook out, starting to suck it, while I admired the pictures.

She pulled me into her bed and took of my clothes. Then she stood up, stripped down and got her polaroid camera out. Sex was good and in the end she got on her back and I stroked my cock right into her face. We stopped fucking early so I cut get the shot right.

When I came on her face, I glued her eyes shut. I asked her to take the picture. She placed both hands beneath her chin, framing her face smiling playfully. It was so fun.

After she cleaned herself up, we hung the picture and fucked again for a little. Talked, fucked, talked. We saw each other a few more times and after a while the magic was gone. We talked until there was nothing left to say and then, at some point, I just stopped seeing or contacting her, and I didn’t hear from her either.

Then I didn’t think about her for a long time. But lately I’ve been wondering if she managed to fill that picture frame. I’ve had a girlfriend for years now and things are going great. Did she manage to do that too, or does she still let different guys cum all over her? Did she fill up an album? What a relaxed slut.

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u/AlarmingPepper3656 — 5 days ago

After I (m26 at the time) had broken up with my second long(ish) term gf, guess who slid into my messages like my dick sliding into her pussy later? Not my first ex, but her little sister who was 19 at the time. She hit me up with classics like "hey heard you two broke up ist everything ok" and "been thinking about you" and "wanna meet up" or smth like that. We didn't really have any contact since the break up of her older sister and me many years ago, sometimes we've seen each other at parties or regional events. But I knew she was hot as shit now so I invited her over - crazy thing ist that I knew her when she was little but after my recent breakup I was an asshole and wanted to fuck so everything legal was ok for me.

She was so cool. First of all: Everything about her is better than my ex. Her face ist prettier, her hair blonder and curlier, her tits are bigger and perkier, her body smaller (which i think ist badass, also I'm quite tall and large and i love carry fucking my partners) even tho my ex was already a small woman. She also had a way cooler clothing style. She was also really laid-back; she wanted to chill out on the balcony and smoke weed right away, and she started asking me questions pretty quickly and got pretty kinky pretty fast. She was so confident about it that I was almost a little intimidated.

While talking she felt me up a little and we started making out. She got on my lap and i carried her to the bedroom where she blew me (she was better than my first ex as far as I remember and way better than my second ex) and I ate her out before stretching her out real good. Not gonna lie, some of my fresh breakup feelings came up and i hatefucked her a little. But she could handle it. She even liked being spanked and getting thrown around and got her hair pulled... I clearly wasnt her first rodeo.

After I came on her tits she stayed over and we talked a lot and smoked another joint. My shirts were looking good on her, way to large :D

We held contact for a while, she asked me if she could crash at my place when she was out partying, but she only brought it up once, weeks later. I guess she never had problems finding a place to stay over night ;)

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u/AlarmingPepper3656 — 24 days ago