u/Alarming_Can3004

33 [M4F] #Eastern MD Save me from the life I don't want

Please. I've built alot alone, but I've been alone too long and I'm afraid I'm going to stay alone. I don't want to become one of those guys whose alone in their late 30s and 40s and you can interact with them once and go 'yep I can see why'. I'm better than that. I deserve better than that. I've had a rough life, I'm ready for a softer life from here on out.

I'm intelligent, quiet at first, funny (hope you like dark humor and one-liners), I'm loyal, I'm good at cooking (hopefully you like smoked meats?), I'm a good listener, and I will try to fix your problems. I fix things, its what I do. I'm big into old cars. I live for them and have made a living in that industry. I don't expect you to be into cars, but understand I will often have grease under my fingernails and I spend alot of hours in the garage trying to build cool shit, both for myself and for others. Just be understanding of what you're getting into with that. I'm not Mr. Perfect, but hopefully I'm worth that hassle to you. I do play PC games, but I'm not the kind that makes that my entire personality. Frankly I'm all but done with competitive gaming, I'm too old and slow and just play things for fun in my spare time now. If you play something let me know what, I might like to join you, its alot easier for me to relax and chat within that environment.

I've been told my previous posts were a bit of TL;DR so I'll cut this short here I guess. I don't really know what else to say, but apparently nothing I've been saying thus far has been working anyway. Help me out here, I really miss having someone to cuddle up and do stuff with. If you think you might be able to rescue me from this and be my forever person, please, send me a pic, tell me what got your attention, tell me about yourself. Oh, and fair warning, I used to get told alot that I looked like Al Borland.

Don't get me wrong, I do well alone. I like the peace and quiet. But I'm getting old, and something is missing. Maybe it's you?

I've been 60 years old since I was 17. I grew up fast, hard, and rough, and never really got to have a childhood and do all the normal stuff. I've got a touch of the 'tism and don't know how well I would have done with a normal childhood anyway, but still. I never really got to do the whole dating thing and have been single almost all my life. I'm entering the dating scene way too late, and I don't know what I'm doing. I'm not a fan thus far. Maybe you can be the one to end my suffering in the dating pool. I always assumed I'd be a terrible bf and just stayed away, but had an experience that made me think that maybe other guys really are just so bad these days, that I seem good in comparison. I think it's about time to find out. Might need some training. I don't claim to be Mr Perfect by any stretch of the imagination.

I'm just a grumpy old white guy. I like cars, tv/movies, sometimes video games (currently trying to get into casual Valorant, but I might be too old for it), food, and boobs--I'm pretty simple really. Non smoker, no drugs, drink every now and then. I've learned not to trust easily, but if you do earn my trust, I am a very loyal person. I'm generally calm and quiet, with a sharp wit and lots of dark and frequently inappropriate humor. I grew up chronically online during -that- era of the internet, what do you expect?

As far as what I'm looking for...I don't entirely know. I like a nice face/eyes. Personality is huge for me. I intend to find someone to grow old with--looks will change over the years, but I have to be your friend first and foremost. I just want a future where I have someone to come home to and eat and cuddle up and watch TV with every day. No drugs. No kids. No drama.

I don't really know what else to put here, so lets cut it off. Send me a picture and tell me about yourself, and why you think I could be the guy who gets to cook for you for the rest of your life.