u/Alternative_Dish_218

Hey there,
Im married but here soooooo ..

Seeking an accomplice for a “totally innocent” lunch date that definitely won’t end with us exchanging playlists and oversharing about our lives.
About me:
48, easy going in good shape, reasonably attractive according to at least 3 unbiased sources.
Into hiking, kayaking, camping, and plants I pretend not to overwater.
I love Music that ranges from Bluegrass to Punk and anything in between.
Love to read but needing readers nowadays is lame but I will say I look pretttty smart 🤓
Can hold a conversation without staring at my phone every 12 seconds
Smells nice and knows how to parallel park
About you:
Be fun, curious, sarcastic, inappropriate, outdoorsy or indoorsy, younger, older, tattooed, bookish, classy, chaotic… I’m open-minded and a hopeless romantic. Chemistry matters more than a checklist.
Ideal first meetup:
A long lunch that turns into “one more drink,” followed by us realizing we’ve been talking for 4 hours and should probably pretend we have other responsibilities.
If you’ve ever wanted a handsome lunch bandit who can discuss houseplants, favorite albums, and whether disappearing into a cabin in the woods is a valid retirement plan… say hello.

Hey there,
Im married but here soooooo ..

Seeking an accomplice for a “totally innocent” lunch date that definitely won’t end with us exchanging playlists and oversharing about our lives.
About me:
48, easy going in good shape, reasonably attractive according to at least 3 unbiased sources.
Into hiking, kayaking, camping, and plants I pretend not to overwater.
I love Music that ranges from Bluegrass to Punk and anything in between.
Love to read but needing readers nowadays is lame but I will say I look pretttty smart 🤓
Can hold a conversation without staring at my phone every 12 seconds
Smells nice and knows how to parallel park
About you:
Be fun, curious, sarcastic, inappropriate, outdoorsy or indoorsy, younger, older, tattooed, bookish, classy, chaotic… I’m open-minded and a hopeless romantic. Chemistry matters more than a checklist.
Ideal first meetup:
A long lunch that turns into “one more drink,” followed by us realizing we’ve been talking for 4 hours and should probably pretend we have other responsibilities.
If you’ve ever wanted a handsome lunch bandit who can discuss houseplants, favorite albums, and whether disappearing into a cabin in the woods is a valid retirement plan… say hello.

Hey there,

After posting lately with responses ranging from Curiosity to Bots to total flakes, I’m getting the impression that there are not a lot of ladies here that know what they want. Maybe I’m wrong. Seems like there is a lot of fishing involved and I love fishing but not on Reddit. Maybe I’m using the wrong bait 😂 Maybe you are already drowning in dudes? I know men in general can be total shit bags but I promise I’m not one of em. 😊

I’m a professional with my shit together and have done this before. I’m married in a business relationship 😔 Looking for a local or semi local lady to chat, have a lunch, and see if it goes anywhere. MAGA need not apply but other wise I’m pretty open to age and type. I’m a Music nerd, Reading, love anything outdoors, a foodie, and love going on trips and adventures. 🎉 I feel like a 30 yr old!? I’m told I’m good looking but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’m not someone you would think would be here and I hope that’s you too!

Hey there,

After posting lately with responses ranging from Curiosity to Bots to total flakes, I’m getting the impression that there are not a lot of ladies here that know what they want. Maybe I’m wrong. Seems like there is a lot of fishing involved and I love fishing but not on Reddit. Maybe I’m using the wrong bait 😂 Maybe you are already drowning in dudes? I know men in general can be total shit bags but I promise I’m not one of em. 😊

I’m a professional with my shit together and have done this before. I’m married in a business relationship 😔 Looking for a local or semi local lady to chat, have a lunch, and see if it goes anywhere. MAGA need not apply but other wise I’m pretty open to age and type. I’m a Music nerd, love anything outdoors, a foodie, and love going on trips and adventures. 🎉 I’m told I’m good looking but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’m not someone you would think would be here and I hope that’s you too!

Adam