u/ArtCobbin

A few years ago, my immune system decided it hated me and went crazy, now I have this ridiculous stomach disorder that makes it hard to go out and do anything fun. So, I spend all of my time reading and writing and working on things at home. It's not bad, other than the stomach thing, I've always been a bit of a hermit. But what I miss is meeting other weird folk.

I don't mean the deranged, nor the hateful and spiteful, not the bad kind of weird, but people with their own ideas, those full of strange takes, novel ways of looking at things, neat thoughts; those awesome oddities that don't quite fit, but are unique and uniquely intriguing. Maybe that's you, hopefully it is.

If it is, here's what I'm looking for: someone to hangout with, someone that has ideas and experiences to share. And someone that's a bit, or a lot, kinky. Lately I've been really into facesitting, I'd love to find someone that enjoys that. But, if that's not your thing, I'm open to all sorts of other stuff. And if kink isn't for you, we could just touch, a quiet symphony of hands and mouths sharing warm moments and moonlit orgasms without any decadent perversion.

I am married, but my wife likes when I have other partners, she finds it interesting and fun to hear about. She has no interest in being involved, nor anything like that, but, just to be clear, I'm not up to anything sneaky. She's asleep upstairs, I'm a night person, and night gets lonely, it'd be much better shared.

That said, I'm not necessarily looking for tonight. Tell me something interesting, I'd love to get to know you.

Physical: tall, white, athletic to slim, Slavic, brown hair, blue eyes. I'm told I have intense eyes; most people love them, a small few have told me they're scary (I wonder why? How curious. I'd love to know what you think).

If I were an animal, I'd be a cat; they're exceptionally loving and sweet, yet they each have their own unique way, their particular vision of what the universe is, they aren't beholden to a pack, they love who they love because that connection is special. What animal most represents you (real, fictional, mythic, or folk tale)?

I live in Beaver County, about forty minutes from the city.

Before anything else: my wife will not be involved with this (as in as a participant, she'll enjoy hearing details), she knows about everything, this is something she finds hot and will enjoy knowing it happened (it's a kink of hers). That is, this isn't a secret mean thing, but a kink that's being done in good fun (so you can lean into it guilt free).

Here's the basic idea: we hangout, you comfortably sit on my face and get off, we have a good time. While doing it, I tell you how much better you taste, how you're hotter than her, how you smell better, how much better you are in bed, etc. And you lean into, ask me pointed questions, have me smell your pussy (or ass even) and tell you it smells better than her pussy, rub yourself on my face and laugh about how she'll smell you on me later, openly mention that you're hotter, how you know what you're doing in bed and she doesn't, get creative, lean into being arrogant, maybe even a little mean (or maybe you kind of pity her, or maybe you're coming over to do what she can't, or any of a million variations). The more extreme you can go with this, whatever direction you take it, the better.

Basically, have fun, get your ego stroked, get off. Whether your a sub, dom, otherwise vanilla, something else entirely, have other kinks, just want to get off and be told you're amazing, have a homewrecker kink, are into cuckcaking, whatever, we can roll all of it in and have a fun time with it.

Again, while this sounds cruel, it grew out of a kink she has and, though she won't be present, she'll enjoy hearing every single detail later.

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I have ulcerative colitis which makes going out and about hard, so I'll need to host (I can do that easily).

Looking for in person, not online. Finding one fun person to do this on a regular basis with would be lovely.

I'm tall, athletic to slim, white, brown hair, blue eyes.

Check the pinned post on my profile if you want to hear more details about me, but you don't have to; feel free to ignore it.

Since it's come up in the past: I want to stress, again, this is all in good fun and that I'm not looking to leave my wife nor anything ridiculous like that. Also, if you're a guy and reading this: my wife is a cuckquean, please do not offer to cuck me nor message to tell me how you'd treat her better (she would be the one being cuckolded, happily, in this scenario and she doesn't need a white knight - I usually get more than a few messages like this, unfortunately). I'm not sending pics of her, just take it for granted you're hotter and sexier right from the start (I will). Finally, she isn't interested in being physically involved: no threesomes, no swapping partners, this is looking for a woman to do one on one stuff with me while feeling superior.

Older, younger, bigger, smaller, taller, shorter, darker, lighter - everyone's loved and wanted. This post absolutely isn't looking for a specific body type, age, or anything else; just people that find that idea hot and fun.

Before anything else: my wife will not be involved with this (as in as a participant, she'll enjoy hearing details), she knows about everything, this is something she finds hot and will enjoy knowing it happened (it's a kink of hers). That is, this isn't a secret mean thing, but a kink that's being done in good fun (so you can lean into it guilt free).

Here's the basic idea: we hangout, you comfortably sit on my face and get off, we have a good time. While doing it, I tell you how much better you taste, how you're hotter than her, how you smell better, how much better you are in bed, etc. And you lean into, ask me pointed questions, have me smell your pussy (or ass even) and tell you it smells better than her pussy, rub yourself on my face and laugh about how she'll smell you on me later, openly mention that you're hotter, how you know what you're doing in bed and she doesn't, get creative, lean into being arrogant, maybe even a little mean (or maybe you kind of pity her, or maybe you're coming over to do what she can't, or any of a million variations). The more extreme you can go with this, whatever direction you take it, the better.

Basically, have fun, get your ego stroked, get off. Whether your a sub, dom, otherwise vanilla, something else entirely, have other kinks, just want to get off and be told you're amazing, have a homewrecker kink, are into cuckcaking, whatever, we can roll all of it in and have a fun time with it.

Again, while this sounds cruel, it grew out of a kink she has and, though she won't be present, she'll enjoy hearing every single detail later.

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I have ulcerative colitis which makes going out and about hard, so I'll need to host (I can do that easily).

Looking for in person, not online. Finding one fun person to do this on a regular basis with would be lovely.

I'm tall, athletic to slim, white, brown hair, blue eyes.

Check the pinned post on my profile if you want to hear more details about me, but you don't have to; feel free to ignore it.

Since it's come up in the past: I want to stress, again, this is all in good fun and that I'm not looking to leave my wife nor anything ridiculous like that. Also, if you're a guy and reading this: my wife is a cuckquean, please do not offer to cuck me nor message to tell me how you'd treat her better (she would be the one being cuckolded, happily, in this scenario and she doesn't need a white knight - I usually get more than a few messages like this, unfortunately). I'm not sending pics of her, just take it for granted you're hotter and sexier right from the start (I will). Finally, she isn't interested in being physically involved: no threesomes, no swapping partners, this is looking for a woman to do one on one stuff with me while feeling superior.

Older, younger, bigger, smaller, taller, shorter, darker, lighter - everyone's loved and wanted. This post absolutely isn't looking for a specific body type, age, or anything else; just people that find that idea hot and fun.