u/Artistic_Ear3122

(Addendum: title is a cutesy pun, but this is not a James Bond related prompt. Sorry! <3)

Did You Know?

The average human body contains 10,000 calories!

…actually, I lied. It doesn’t.

I don’t know how many calories the human body has. All of the books I’ve read say different things, and each person tends to react differently when I tell them I’m going to eat them.

Some run- some stand there in shock, and others- they try to fight.

Those are the most fun to deal with. Their meat tastes the best when my blood’s pumping, and they’ve finally accepted their place as nothing more than a particularly big piece of fuel for my body- and a byproduct afterwards.

But I’m getting ahead of myself. It’s very nice to meet you.

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Hello! I hope you enjoyed that weird little rant? Can you tell I’m- I mean my character is a little unhinged? Anyway, I’m looking to play a rather meek, unassuming looking girl in her 20’s who’s secretly a serial killer who- well, vores people. Think someone who looks rather unassuming, with thick-rimmed glasses, and a rather drab, unassuming figure. We can figure out exactly when and where I strike depending on what sort of prey you’re looking to play. I go all ways- food is food, of course.

The only thing I’m really looking for is fatal, messy, and possibly even ever-so slightly gorey vore. Maybe just very light, to wet the appetite and add some weirdness. Oh, and absolutely NO characters under 18- or honestly, even below 20-21. Same age or older. Thanks!

If you’d like to RP with me, do NOT comment on this post, just send me a message with possible kinks and ideas. xoxo

(This is a male-oriented prompt mostly, but ladies and nonbinary people, feel free to DM me. I love you too!)

Some women are jealous.

Some women call me plastic behind my back.

They mutter...

"How can she have boobs that big, and lips that plump? There's ^(NO) way that's natural, that's for sure."

They can think that.

But the only plastic I use on a daily basis is the plastic in your credit card, isn't that right cariño?

When I say I need a new purse, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. You have to obey. Saying no to me is like saying no to giving someone who's dying of thirst water. I need to have it. You don't want to know what will happen if I don't get it, do you?

Perfect. I knew you would come to your senses. I'll order you your favorite dish and have it by the time you get home (with your credit card, of course. Duh.) Love you, babe. ❤️

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If it isn't clear by now, I'm looking to play a Goddess of a woman, in the Greek or Roman sense. Think more "messy" and "11/10 body" rather than "all-knowing" and "elderly wisdom". You will obey me, and if not, that's okay. I'll just ruin your life and then leave it, knowing I can just move on.

Kinks?

(SIMULATED) Findom, Femdom, forced bi (the more boyfriends, the merrier <3), bullying, revealing outfits, bush and pit hair, gaslighting, feet, drool, vaping, weed [can you tell I have an oral fixation? 😉 ], degradation, oral (receiving).

More extreme possible kinks:
casual cucking/open relationship, petplay, mdlb, mdlg, watersports, pregnancy, pegging

Limits: Gore, blood, characters that break the rules of DPP, playing futa