u/Awoodward5

Nothing is ever as easy as it seems. I thought spiking my coworker’s coffee with xchange would be enough to humiliate him and get me the promotion I deserved. I hadn’t counted on him— now her— getting revenge on me. (RP)

u/Awoodward5 — 16 hours ago

With my new promotion, it was hard to balance work and family. When I had a major work conference on the same day as my son’s graduation, my wife told me I better choose carefully. I wished I didn’t have to make hard decisions. Suddenly I became a random blonde halfway across the country. (RP)

u/Awoodward5 — 4 days ago

Do I feel guilty? Yes. Do I feel bad? No. I’ve been teaching for 20 years and I’ve always regretted having to deal with entitled students. Before graduation, I tricked Riley into putting on a swap ring. Now I get her life: rich dad, richer bf, and a high paying job at her bf’s dad’s tech firm. (RP)

u/Awoodward5 — 11 days ago

“We had our quarterly earnings call this week and things are looking great. Our revenue is up 32% and…” -Z-z-Z-z “…OMG! What was I just saying? I totally got distracted by how cute this place is.” You stare in disbelief as I went from a polished businessman to a ditzy woman with no explanation. (RP)

u/Awoodward5 — 13 days ago