u/BaphometsBlood_

I bought him from a friend (who I haven't talked to in awhile. I hope she's ok) and he's such a pretty boy. He's from 2008 I believe and is a split firmness of soft and firm. He would really benefit from a suction cup but the legacy model couldn't accommodate one. I did get a double sided suction cup for him but it makes him very wobbly. I sold my modern Razor because the legacy is just that much better. I understand they needed to widen the base, but they could've left the knot shape alone! I wish BD would keep legacy models of toys they update for custom order purposes.

This also makes me question why they never bothered to redo Elden's mold. A toy I'll probably never be able to own. :(

I am still looking for OG models from 2007-2009

Specs: Medium size, medium firmness, with SC

Color: Kooper's Natural

Kooper is a "turtle dragon", but let's be honest: he's Bowser without saying he's Bowser. Bad Dragon just barely skirting copyright lol! For a Bowser inspired model, he looks pretty spot on. He's a short, thick dude with a studded head circumference, scale detailed shaft with a slight inward curve, studded cock ring and huge spiked base. I really love his aesthetic.

Kooper has a controversial history. He was introduced in April 2026 as an April fool's drop "exclusive" as Bad Dragon tends to do. Normally I skip these novelty type models but Kooper didn't give me a gimmicky vibe so I wanted one. When he was dropped, people were scrambling and I barely made it. Vitani told me about this guy with a minor flop and I threw him in my cart even tho I wanted soft firmness. I was afraid that I'd miss out if I didn't grab him then and there and would just deal with medium firm. Turns out BD wasn't done with their April fool's as the joke was on us. They dropped MORE Koopers and in different colors too. A lot of people were pissed and rightfully so. BD repeated this act for a few days with heavy backlash and I can't say they didn't deserve it. I personally think it was a shitty business move to dangle a "limited" model drop over our heads only to drop more and then to add insult to injury, keep him as a permanent model. Sure, I'm glad he's a permanent addition, but it would've saved a lot of people heartache and scrambling if we had the foresight, myself included. So, does Kooper give me a one up? Let's begin!

In use (vaginal): I won't lie, I was pretty nervous that medium firm would not work seeing as M/S Taurion was just a bit thicker and pretty intense. Inserting him didn't take as much effort as I expected and I assume this is because his head shape is a bit flat on top, but also round. I did use him doggy style on my mount initially and was pleasantly surprised. He does provide a good stretch, but it's not overwhelming and the scales along his shaft are perfectly stimulating. I often compare him to medium Marcel, with Marcel being almost too stimulating. Kooper doesn't do that to me and I can use him without burning myself out. A few users have pointed out that they don't like his downward curve, however it actually works in his favor. Instead of being a pure barrel of a cock, Kooper's curve makes taking his girth a bit easier and it gives him a slight "locked in" feeling which I do enjoy. Because of this, if I'm not super lubed up, it can be a bit of work to remove him so I keep it liberal with the lube. Bouncing back on him doggy is what he's made for imo. I'm able to push all my weight on him and because he's short, he doesn't slip into my fornix or poke my cervix so I can be pretty abusive to my vagina with him.

Thrusting with him is possible, it's just a bit awkward to grip his huge base but the suction cup helps slightly. I don't get as much stimulation from thrusting with him but it's not a deal breaker. He is a ✨fantastic✨ cockwarming toy that fits perfectly within my comfort zone. That slight curve comes into play again keeping him in place. Doing pelvic floor exercises on him while cockwarming is probably my favorite way to use him, something I was not able to achieve with Taurion due to his giant blunt head. I actually sold Taurion because Kooper just does everything better in that regard. His medium firmness actually doesn't take me tf out which honestly surprised me because I can be super sensitive to harder firmnesses and texture.

I highly recommend Kooper if you prefer girth over length, like to cockwarm, or want a toy to help stretching. I also think a suction cup on him is necessary in order to experience his full range of use. I don't recommend him if you're not a fan of pure girth or need deep stimulation. I actually use him as a warmup for my girth sessions and is a core toy in my collection. I finally have that perfect fat cock!

King of the Koopas 🍄🍄🍄

But I like it.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed with the current presidential administration and capitalist economy causing issues like this. I won't get poli-charged bc that's not the point here. I can afford an extra ten bucks, I just hope things can turn around in the next few years. Americans should be able to afford the cost of living plus a little extra.

Specs: medium size, split firmness soft shaft, firm base with SC and tube

Color: rogue (flat cobalt and onyx)

Seraphina is a popular model that's based on a Pegasus. She's a beautiful sculpt that has a slightly flared head, ridged details along the top of her shaft and wavy details on the bottom of the shaft. She features a prominent knot right above the base and cinches right below, and her base has lovely feathers with a plateau for added stimulation. She's one of the few femme models that is a cock and I really love how she breaks the status quo.

A quick note about her size: Seraphina is peak bad dragon size creep. She is medium in name only and really should've been a large. She is slightly longer than large Bo, large Zephyr, and is about the same length as large Nøkken and Chance. I do not recommend her for the beginner or intermediate user based on this alone. Please make sure you check size charts before purchasing!

So Seraphina is a model that has intimidated me due to several horror stories I've read despite the fact that those stories were from anal users and I never intended to use her that way. However, she also has intrigued me as well. I was very curious about how she would feel in use and was teetering on her for a long time because I was worried she'd be too stimulating. I actually ended up grabbing her large size first because I couldn't find a nice medium split in stock ever. I settled for the large that has a SC but no tube and I wanted both features after I learned my lesson with Vector. So, does she live up to her popularity? Let's dive right in!

In use (vaginal): Seraphina is about the same length as large Chance so, I need a bit of a warm up before I am able to mount her. Her length can be a bit problematic if placed on my acrylic stool because I am short but it's not a battle like XL Chance lol. The suction cup and firm base really help a ton with stability! Like most flared equine models, she gives a "pop" when breaching the vaginal opening but it's not alarming, and the ridges that are on the circumference of her cock head provide wonderful stimulation and I don't feel like I necessarily need the help of the vibrator like I do with longer, smoother models. Lowering myself takes some leg strength to keep balance, (a good workout indeed) those ridges and waves don't become lost in translation either which is surprising. Continuing down her length requires a lot of muscle relaxation and deep breathing so I can open myself up and have her slip into my posterior fornix. Because I had taken a long break from using larger toys, I had to put in more effort than I used to, but of course, this can easily be built back up. Her knot, being at the base is a goddamn challenge and I knew it would be. It is difficult to keep balance as I lower myself onto the knot because it's so wide. I eventually feel that all familiar "pop" as it locks in and all 12 inches are fully hilted. Wow. The pressure in my fornix isn't painful, but it's definitely borderline, so I need the vibrator to distract myself and keep myself open. The tube is necessary for me to keep things properly lubed, and I highly recommend it. Bouncing on her with the knot in me provides the most satisfying, deep stimulation I've always wanted and I can feel those ridges tickle my A spot! I love to finish off with a huge cum injection, she is a wonderful Pegasus!

Thrusting with her, I didn't know was possible but I gave it a try anyway. The cinch below the knot is an ideal place to hold at, or at the knot. When thrusting, I don't like to take the knot as it's too intense when on my back, so I just thrust her up to the medial ring. Those ridges still get my A spot and she's the only long toy (along with zephyr) that's able to make me orgasm.

Overall, I have minimal complaints, sometimes I think she can do without the knot. (The wandering bard has since introduced the kelpie and that's basically Seraphina minus the knot.) I recommend her in medium for the experienced user. Beginners may have luck with the mini. I don't recommend her if you're not a fan of flared heads or large knots. She will be staying in my collection, and I think she out performs the large.

I meant to write this review months ago, but life happens. I've missed y'all! 🪽🪽🪽

I feel like I've abandoned this place. :(

I am still here, but am taking a hiatus from new purchases until I have my cat's (massive) vet bill paid off. I still have a few reviews left to do, and plan to revisit old ones. I will take this time to appreciate the toys I currently have and explore my other hobbies.

I am very happy to see this sub being as healthy as it is! I created this space along with Vitani so that those who want to avoid in use content, or just focus on the discussion based aspects of this hobby had a welcomed place to indulge and I couldn't be prouder of how far it's come.

Thank you to everyone who makes this sub what it is, I and many others feel at home here. 🩷

They're hefty af, keep him weighted down, perfect for grinding and they're so spherical! He's such a handsome boy. As a ball connoisseur, I prefer my toys to have a beautiful pair of testicles.

Please share some of your favorites so I can add to my wishlist