This happened a couple of days ago. I had just turned 25 and spent my birthday pretty much in silence. Only 4-5 people wished me. It didn’t bother me at first, but the loneliness crept in later that night.
I’ve been single for most of my life. I’m not the most attractive guy, and it shows. I’ve been on Reddit for around four years (thanks to a school friend who introduced me) mostly to handle my high libido. In the past I met people for random hookups and gangbangs, but I eventually deleted those accounts, got serious, and tried actual dating apps. Burned a ton of money with zero matches. Clearly a “me” issue.
Luckily, a fellow Redditor became my wingman. He had shared his friend’s contact long ago. I asked him to reconnect us, and she agreed to meet. BangaloreGW really delivers.
We chatted for a bit and quickly realized we’re both big anime fans. So we planned to watch hentai together to slowly turn up the heat. She’s a dentist who just finished her undergrad and is working at a clinic now.
I hosted her at a good hotel. What followed was easily the best sex I’ve had in years. I have sciatica, so she was super understanding about my limitations. We watched Overflow and Kaede to Suzu — one episode at a time, we stripped more, groped, made out, and played with each other. By the end we were both too horny to continue watching.
She gave me an incredible blowjob. Since I’m a gooner, I got a bit rough and pushed her into some soft BDSM deepthroat action. Her gag reflex was insane. I tried fingering her but my nails were hurting her, so I stuck to her clit. She was soaking wet — literally dripping down my hand. I tasted her and it was surprisingly good. She tried it too and said it tasted way better than cum, so I knew swallowing wasn’t going to be a problem.
We fucked in missionary, doggy, and cowgirl for a solid hour. My sciatica and porn-induced ED made it hard to keep a steady rhythm, but we made it work. At one point I told her straight up, “You’re taking my cum.” She hesitated, so I offered her a can of Diet Coke to chug right after. She agreed.
When I pulled out I had her kneel. She took about 75% like a champ. The rest I shot on her tits. She drank the Diet Coke and said it tasted bitter (cum, coke, or both — who knows). She didn’t puke, so part of me is still inside her.
Afterwards we took a bath together. We talked about our shitty dating experiences. I suggested we meet again in a couple of weeks for a proper date with outdoor stuff. She was down.
Whether it happens again or not, it was genuinely one of the best days I’ve had in a long time. I’m already looking forward to the next one.
Bonus highlight: mid-thrust my dick slammed straight into what felt like bone/cartilage. The pain made me gasp and nearly black out. We laughed about it and kept going. Sex really can be both hot and hilarious.