u/Blimphausen

[30s M, Metro!] Hi! I'm a bicurious, chill, normal guy looking to explore with a couple for the first time!

As the title says, I'm just a chill, normal, genuine guy looking to explore with another couple! I've never been with a guy or a couple, and am super interested in both!

I could not host. But, I am clean, DDF, and all that good stuff! Physically, I'm stocky and muscular with a dad bod, and am clean shaven. I'd happily swap pics though.

So yeah, would love to chat, see if we vibe, and maybe set something up!

Thanks for looking!

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u/Blimphausen — 19 hours ago

[M4A] Watching *her* get roughly fucked - right in front of me.

We were together for quite a few years, then things ended...semi-amicably. We just didn't mesh well together at the end of the day, as we grew older and realized what we wanted out of life.

One of the things that we decided didn't work was our sexual compatability. For example, I'd had fantasies of her fucking someone else(s) for years, but she had never shown interest.

Until right before we separated, of course.

We gave it a shot, letting her go on dates, none of which ended in her actually fucking someone else. Then we split, and the fantasy died.

Or so I thought.

Years later, the fantasy still remained. Not as strong, sure, but it was still there somewhere in my mind. So, color me surprised when I got a text out of nowhere, asking if I was still into that sort of thing.

I couldn't admit it fully, so I played around it a bit. But, by the end of our brief conversation, she'd invited me to watch her fuck someone else.

Now, I wasn't fully told exactly what that meant, and certainly wasn't told how rough it would end up being, what would end up happening, and so on.

Yet, I still enjoyed it. Most of it, at least...


>So yeah, have a fantasy of watching someone from my past be fucked in front of me. I have characters in mind for us, the others we can come up with together.

>I have a ton of kinks, focusing mainly on rough sex, cuck aspects, group sex, breeding/cumplay, and anal/assplay.

>Discord only please!

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u/Blimphausen — 2 days ago

[35M] Looking to give my anal virginity to someone. Never ever been with a guy before. Shoot your shot! [READ PLEASE]

Hi! I'm going to be extremely picky. I'm stocky/muscular/chub.

So, please...

  • be able to host

  • be extremely CLEAN

  • be very patient

  • be literate (don't lead with "hey", I won't reply)

Send me some info about yourself, where you're located, and so on.

Thanks!!

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u/Blimphausen — 3 days ago

[M4F] The younger cutie (in the teeny tiny bikini) next door.

​

I'd just moved in next door to you and your family, into my first home. It was a cute, suburban, middle class home with a reasonably nice backyard, surrounded by similar homes, separated by a short chain link fence between all of us.

I'd only been mowing my new lawn for the second time when I'd noticed you next door. If you were there the first time, I was more focused on not killing my surprise perennials than eyeing whoever lived next door to me and I hadn't noticed you. But, once I DID lay eyes on you... it was even harder to not kill my perennials, admittedly. Part of me waged a short-lived internal battle whether I would rather ogle you, or save said plants. For the moment at least I chose the plants. I'd just moved in, after all, I couldn't kill them right away.

Every time I look up you're looking at me in some way; sunglasses tilted down, staring right at me, with your book raised suspiciously low and your brow peeking over the top. After a time you made it even more obvious, going to far as to drop the book entirely and wave cutely whenever I looked your way, sipping your drink and kicking your feet out.

With a sigh, I lost the battle and decided to say hi, at least. That was the neighborly thing to do, right? So, woth a handful of steps, I walked over to the chain link fence, wiped by sweaty brow with the back of my hand, and smiled at you.

"Hi, how-"

cough, hack, sneeze

Fucking allergies. I never once claimed to be suave or confident enough to approach a younger woman, do note.

Still, the failure of a hello made you giggle, at least.


>Hi, discord only please! I'm looking to write out a story like this, where you (my younger, slutty neighbor) and me (the good looking, mid-30s homeowner with a dad bod and greying hair) get up to some fun.

>I have a ton of kinks, but main ones would be sneaking around, public play, age gaps, anal, cumplay, rough sex, and honestly so many more.

>I'd like to play as myself, you can be whoever. Please reach out with any interest! Thanks!

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u/Blimphausen — 3 days ago

[M4F] The younger cutie (in the teeny bikini) next door.

I'd just moved in next door to you and your family, into my first home. It was a cute, suburban, middle class home with a reasonably nice backyard, surrounded by similar homes, separated by a short chain link fence between all of us.

I'd only been mowing my new lawn for the second time when I'd noticed you next door. If you were there the first time, I was more focused on not killing my surprise perennials than eyeing whoever lived next door to me and I hadn't noticed you. But, once I DID lay eyes on you... it was even harder to not kill my perennials, admittedly. Part of me waged a short-lived internal battle whether I would rather ogle you, or save said plants. For the moment at least I chose the plants. I'd just moved in, after all, I couldn't kill them right away.

Every time I look up you're looking at me in some way; sunglasses tilted down, staring right at me, with your book raised suspiciously low and your brow peeking over the top. After a time you made it even more obvious, going to far as to drop the book entirely and wave cutely whenever I looked your way, sipping your drink and kicking your feet out.

With a sigh, I lost the battle and decided to say hi, at least. That was the neighborly thing to do, right? So, woth a handful of steps, I walked over to the chain link fence, wiped by sweaty brow with the back of my hand, and smiled at you.

"Hi, how-"

cough, hack, sneeze

Fucking allergies. I never once claimed to be suave or confident enough to approach a younger woman, do note.

Still, the failure of a hello made you giggle, at least.


>Hi, discord only please! I'm looking to write out a story like this, where you (my younger, slutty neighbor) and me (the good looking, mid-30s homeowner with a dad bod and greying hair) get up to some fun.

>I have a ton of kinks, but main ones would be sneaking around, public play, age gaps, anal, cumplay, rough sex, and honestly so many more.

>I'd like to play as myself, you can be whoever. Please reach out with any interest! Thanks!

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u/Blimphausen — 4 days ago

35 [M4A] Metro - Looking for something chill, fun, and smutty. Open to men, women, and couples!

​

So, I have a lot of fantasies that I'd love to make reality! I'm a chill, genuine, clean, single, open-minded 35 year old guy in the metro area.

I'm looking for anything from a simple one night hookup to act out some of both of our fantasies to something more ongoing, casual, and sexy.

A few random things I'm into would be...

\- bottoming for another guy or a couple

\- playing around with someone younger than myself

\- exploring in public - oral, sex, general nudity, etc.

\- anal - giving \*and\* receiving

And so many more.

Do reach out with any interest! I'm extremely easygoing, open minded, and non judgemental!

Thanks!

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u/Blimphausen — 7 days ago

[M4A] Watching *her* get roughly fucked - right in front of me.

We were together for quite a few years, then things ended...semi-amicably. We just didn't mesh well together at the end of the day, as we grew older and realized what we wanted out of life.

One of the things that we decided didn't work was our sexual compatability. For example, I'd had fantasies of her fucking someone else(s) for years, but she had never shown interest.

Until right before we separated, of course.

We gave it a shot, letting her go on dates, none of which ended in her actually fucking someone else. Then we split, and the fantasy died.

Or so I thought.

Years later, the fantasy still remained. Not as strong, sure, but it was still there somewhere in my mind. So, color me surprised when I got a text out of nowhere, asking if I was still into that sort of thing.

I couldn't admit it fully, so I played around it a bit. But, by the end of our brief conversation, she'd invited me to watch her fuck someone else.

Now, I wasn't fully told exactly what that meant, and certainly wasn't told how rough it would end up being, what would end up happening, and so on.

Yet, I still enjoyed it. Most of it, at least...


>So yeah, have a fantasy of watching someone from my past be fucked in front of me. I have characters in mind for us, the others we can come up with together.

>I have a ton of kinks, focusing mainly on rough sex, cuck aspects, group sex, breeding/cumplay, and anal/assplay.

>Discord only please!

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u/Blimphausen — 7 days ago

[30s M, Metro!] Hi! I'm a bicurious, chill, normal guy looking to explore with a couple for the first time!

​

As the title says, I'm just a chill, normal, genuine guy looking to explore with another couple! I've never been with a guy *or* a couple, and am super interested in both!

I could not host. But, I am clean, DDF, and all that good stuff! Physically, I'm stocky and muscular with a dad bod, and am clean shaven. I'd happily swap pics though.

So yeah, would love to chat, see if we vibe, and maybe set something up!

Thanks for looking!

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u/Blimphausen — 7 days ago

[35M] Looking to give my anal virginity to someone. Never ever been with a guy before. Shoot your shot! [READ PLEASE]

Hi! I'm going to be extremely picky. I'm stocky/muscular/chub.

So, please...

- be able to host

- be extremely CLEAN

- be very patient

- be literate (don't lead with "hey", I won't reply)

Send me some info about yourself, where you're located, and so on.

Thanks!!

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u/Blimphausen — 7 days ago

[M4F] You're the new-to-town college freshman with the fat ass and the baby face...and all you're interested in doing is getting railed by an older guy.

You grew up "sheltered," one could say. You're from a small town, grew up in a religious family (although you're not a believer any more), and your childhood friend group was all kinds of boring. All of that is to say, you have few "life experiences," and to you, college is the PERFECT time to spread your wings...or legs.

Your new college friends can't believe how little you've experienced, and honestly, it makes you feel just a little self conscious. You're hot with a girl next door vibe and an incredible ass, so you know you have eyes all over you. You could have your pick of any man you like.

And yet, you want nothing to do with guys your age. They're cocky, annoying, and not to be trusted with their gossip and drama bullshit. What you really want is someone older than yourself with their life together.

No drama. No bullshit. Just sex and good vibes. Someone like me.

We're total strangers. In fact, I have nothing to do with the college at all. We meet somewhere innocuous like a coffee shop, grocery store, walking trail...and so on. All that you care about is that I smile at you, say hey, and then look to move on with my day. I treat you like a person and not like a next conquest.

And that makes you drenched, the perfect person to help build your experiences.


>Hi, Discord only please!

>I am not looking to play as a cocky asshole dom character. I'm looking to play as a chill, genuine guy in his mid-30s helping you, a younger college girl, experience her sexual fantasies while also realizing some of my own. I'm much more into good vibes, good sex, aftercare, and so on than using you as a toy. So please have similar interests.

>Please be literate and interested in longer term! Thanks!

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u/Blimphausen — 7 days ago

[M4F] You're the new-to-town collegw freshman with the fat ass and the baby face...and all you're interested in doing is getting railed by an older guy.

#UGH. COLLEGE*. SORRY. :(


You grew up "sheltered," one could say. You're from a small town, grew up in a religious family (although you're not a believer any more), and your childhood friend group was all kinds of boring. All of that is to say, you have few "life experiences," and to you, college is the PERFECT time to spread your wings...or legs.

Your new college friends can't believe how little you've experienced, and honestly, it makes you feel just a little self conscious. You're hot with a girl next door vibe and an incredible ass, so you know you have eyes all over you. You could have your pick of any man you like.

And yet, you want nothing to do with guys your age. They're cocky, annoying, and not to be trusted with their gossip and drama bullshit. What you really want is someone older than yourself with their life together.

No drama. No bullshit. Just sex and good vibes. Someone like me.

We're total strangers. In fact, I have nothing to do with the college at all. We meet somewhere innocuous like a coffee shop, grocery store, walking trail...and so on. All that you care about is that I smile at you, say hey, and then look to move on with my day. I treat you like a person and not like a next conquest.

And that makes you drenched, the perfect person to help build your experiences.


>Hi, Discord only please!

>I am not looking to play as a cocky asshole dom character. I'm looking to play as a chill, genuine guy in his mid-30s helping you, a younger college girl, experience her sexual fantasies while also realizing some of my own. I'm much more into good vibes, good sex, aftercare, and so on than using you as a toy. So please have similar interests.

>Please be literate and interested in longer term! Thanks!

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u/Blimphausen — 8 days ago

35 [M4A] Ever want to show someone off safely? Now's your chance! [maybemnbottom]

I don't save or share or anything like that. Ask me for more info!

  • maybemnbottom
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u/Blimphausen — 9 days ago

[35M, Metro area] Looking to bottom for the first time. Please be serious, clean, and able to host!

​

Title says it all. Be clean, chill, patient with me, and able to host!

Thanks!

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u/Blimphausen — 10 days ago

[30s M, Metro!] Hi! I'm a bicurious, chill, normal guy looking to explore with a couple for the first time!

As the title says, I'm just a chill, normal, genuine guy looking to explore with another couple! I've never been with a guy *or* a couple, and am super interested in both!

I could not host. But, I am clean, DDF, and all that good stuff! Physically, I'm stocky and muscular with a dad bod, and am clean shaven. I'd happily swap pics though.

So yeah, would love to chat, see if we vibe, and maybe set something up!

Thanks for looking!

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u/Blimphausen — 10 days ago

[M4F] You're a new-to-town, freshly-18 college girl, and for the first time in your life, you want to act like a slut for an older man.

You grew up sheltered, to say the least. You had a strict curfew, never drank or did drugs, had a stable friend group, never got detention, and so on. For all intents and purposes, you were a "good girl" your entire life.

Then college hit.

All of the girls you started to hang around with were always talking about their body count, raunchy kinks, and so on. You tried to contribute, but it was pretty clear that you didn't know what you were talking about. Honestly, it made you feel like a little bit of an outcast, not having those experiences.

So, you came up with a solution; slut it up for an older man, of course.

Why an older man? You didn't want any of your peers to gossip about you, and honestly if you were going to explore yourself, you would want someone more....stable. Non-judgmental. More experienced. Someone who would take care of you, not just use you then throw you away.

...Probably.

So, you set out on your search. Reddit posts, your local café and grocery store, the bus stop...anywhere you could look for someone who caught your eye, to be your guide and your first slutty experience.

Someone like me, of course.


>Discord only please! I would like to play as myself, you can be whoever you like!

>Please be literate and descriptive, ideally I would like a long term partner!

>Thanks!

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u/Blimphausen — 13 days ago

[35, metro] I'm looking for a host top on Wednesday, during the day. Never bottomed before, but very much want to!

I'm stocky/chub, but good looking and have slimmed down a lot lately.

Looking to bottom and give head. Please be clean and chill and patient!

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u/Blimphausen — 14 days ago

[M4F] You're a new-to-town, freshly-18 college girl, and for the first time in your life, you want to act like a slut for an older man.

You grew up sheltered, to say the least. You had a strict curfew, never drank or did drugs, had a stable friend group, never got detention, and so on. For all intents and purposes, you were a "good girl" your entire life.

Then college hit.

All of the girls you started to hang around with were always talking about their body count, raunchy kinks, and so on. You tried to contribute, but it was pretty clear that you didn't know what you were talking about. Honestly, it made you feel like a little bit of an outcast, not having those experiences.

So, you came up with a solution; slut it up for an older man, of course.

Why an older man? You didn't want any of your peers to gossip about you, and honestly if you were going to explore yourself, you would want someone more....stable. Non-judgmental. More experienced. Someone who would take care of you, not just use you then throw you away.

...Probably.

So, you set out on your search. Reddit posts, your local café and grocery store, the bus stop...anywhere you could look for someone who caught your eye, to be your guide and your first slutty experience.

Someone like me, of course.


>Discord only please! I would like to play as myself, you can be whoever you like!

>Please be literate and descriptive, ideally I would like a long term partner!

>Thanks!

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u/Blimphausen — 14 days ago

[M4F] You're a new-to-town, freshly-18 college girl, and for the first time in your life, you want to act like a slut for an older man.

You grew up sheltered, to say the least. You had a strict curfew, never drank or did drugs, had a stable friend group, never got detention, and so on. For all intents and purposes, you were a "good girl" your entire life.

Then college hit.

All of the girls you started to hang around with were always talking about their body count, raunchy kinks, and so on. You tried to contribute, but it was pretty clear that you didn't know what you were talking about. Honestly, it made you feel like a little bit of an outcast, not having those experiences.

So, you came up with a solution; slut it up for an older man, of course.

Why an older man? You didn't want any of your peers to gossip about you, and honestly if you were going to explore yourself, you would want someone more....stable. Non-judgmental. More experienced. Someone who would take care of you, not just use you then throw you away.

...Probably.

So, you set out on your search. Reddit posts, your local café and grocery store, the bus stop...anywhere you could look for someone who caught your eye, to be your guide and your first slutty experience.

Someone like me, of course.


>Discord only please! I would like to play as myself, you can be whoever you like!

>Please be literate and descriptive, ideally I would like a long term partner!

>Thanks!

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u/Blimphausen — 14 days ago