u/BlueFireFlameThrower

Being fed ice cream by a girlfriend but after I eat it, I find out it was made out of her breast milk

Girlfriend: Im so glad you got your promotion, to reward you I made some Ice Cream

Me: thanks, Ill eat some

* I eat it

Me: yum, this tastes good, I wonder what it's made out of? Soy milk

Girlfriend: guess again

Me: Almond milk

Girlfriend: guess afain

Me: umm, I dont know

Girlfriend squeezes her own boobs

Me: No you did not!

Girlfriend, yes I did!

Me: that's hot

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u/BlueFireFlameThrower — 4 days ago