Making my scared whiteboi son oil up daddy's cheeks before I go to the local ghetto's orphanage and get him a new black brat little brother! Anything I should know before I get there?

I've already gotten a BBL to soften any rough slapping from him and have learned twerking enough to satisfy his primal needs, anything else I should get or learn? And are black boys grown in africa different from ghetto raised black boys? Do they have different habits or needs?

u/Bootymeat4Sale — 4 days ago

Hey, sport! I know you're not a fan of that little african refugee black brat we've been housing, but I love those tribal beats he's been playing! Look I can hardly stop doing this mating dance from his culture, and lil Kofi says I'm built for it too!

u/Bootymeat4Sale — 4 days ago

If you're looking to adopt a black brat, PLEASE be aware that you should always be ready to twerk whenever he asks, no matter where, and to be prepared to get a BBL if your current ass isn't big enough for him!

This is the easiest way to lower their natural aggression and to keep them from sexually harassing random women and whitebois. My little Jamal was SUCH a terror until I finally got the XXL BBL he wanted and started dressing like a ghetto hoe for him, now he only SOMETIMES sexually harasses any piece of fat ass he sees on the street!

u/Bootymeat4Sale — 6 days ago

There's a SEVERE lack of dark-skinned toads in art... (2xdxart, adych, toni oni, relliksb)

Although tbh it might just be my love of smalldom black brats talking...

u/Bootymeat4Sale — 6 days ago