u/Burner222021

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Look. If you found this, we both know why you're here. We both wanna get our rocks off, and you need company, and I'm a bit of a feisty feline tonight~

Since I didn't get a lotta hits last night, I'm getting in nice and early to make sure to hit up those people who wanna spend their afternoon and night with someone such as myself~

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a big girl with bigger ambitions, and a, ahem.. Healthy appetite, if you catch my drift. I need them big girls packing to come on by and try to wrangle this kitty, or pass out trying~

The name's Bailey. That's what my friends, and lovers call me, and I was definitely born with it, it's not Maybelline.

My hobbies include board games, video games, cooking, reading, fucking with someone so heavy until they pass out from dehydration from nutting so many times, baking, and doing things with friends. One of these things is not like the other, you might be wondering to yourself, and yeah, reading isn't a very intense activity~

I like to consider myself a bit of a literate, bit of a bitch with standards, and a lotta bit of unadulterated "big bitch with big bitch needs." And with my Tinder bio out of the way, that, dear girl, is where you come in.

I am:

-A bitch looking to, well, breed with a bitch. I'm here alllllll night long, and I'm looking for someone who can punch a hole in my gut until I can't see straight and tries their damndest to keep up.

You are:

-A needy woman. Maybe you just haven't gotten laid recently. Maybe your partner is neglecting you. Maybe you wanna know what a real woman feels like~ Maybe you're bored and figure that in the worst case, we can get some mutual benefits before the night is over. Raunchy, lewd times incoming. More than likely a one night stand kind of vibes, unless you're real good~ Maybe you just wanna flex why you're not just dick for brains. Whatever the reason, come take me for a ride.

What I require from you is:

*Your name

*Age

*Kinks and limits

*Ref

*Safe word (Yes, this is REQUIRED. No safe word, no dick wetting.)

*A fun fact about you.

*Why I should choose you over any other girl.

What makes you a special bitch who should get with this cat more than anyone else?

*The color purple.

And a bit of flattery goes a long way~ Stroke my ego a bit, mayhaps~

My own kinks, tonight: Breeding, obviously. Cheating is a plus, not necessarily required, but WILL push you forward~. Rough, raunchy sex. Maybe spice it up with a bit of mind break in there. Maybe you fill my belly a bit too much and you can feel it sloshing around in there~ Size difference wouldn't go amiss. (Hint, hint.)

My limits: Nothing unsanitary. No watersports. No rimming. Scat, vomit, yada yada yada, you get the idea. Oh, and no one-liners.

Respect my time, I'll respect yours, and I'll make sure you end up with a nice, happy ending tonight~

Ciao~ 💜💋

Telegram: @aryngold

P.S. Don't expect a reply unless you give me everything I asked for. Thank you.

Look. If you found this, we both know why you're here. We both wanna get our rocks off, and you need company, and I'm a bit of a feisty feline tonight~

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a big girl with bigger ambitions, and a, ahem.. Healthy appetite, if you catch my drift. I need them big girls packing to come on by and try to wrangle this kitty, or pass out trying~

The name's Bailey. That's what my friends, and lovers call me, and I was definitely born with it, it's not Maybelline.

My hobbies include board games, video games, cooking, reading, fucking with someone so heavy until they pass out from dehydration from nutting so many times, baking, and doing things with friends. One of these things is not like the other, you might be wondering to yourself, and yeah, reading isn't a very intense activity~

I like to consider myself a bit of a literate, bit of a bitch with standards, and a lotta bit of unadulterated "big bitch with big bitch needs." And with my Tinder bio out of the way, that, dear girl, is where you come in.

I am:

-A bitch looking to, well, breed with a bitch. I'm here alllllll night long, and I'm looking for someone who can punch a hole in my gut until I can't see straight and tries their damndest to keep up.

You are:

-A needy woman. Maybe you just haven't gotten laid recently. Maybe your partner is neglecting you. Maybe you wanna know what a real woman feels like~ Maybe you're bored and figure that in the worst case, we can get some mutual benefits before the night is over. Raunchy, lewd times incoming. More than likely a one night stand kind of vibes, unless you're real good~ Maybe you just wanna flex why you're not just dick for brains. Whatever the reason, come take me for a ride.

What I require from you is:

*Your name

*Age

*Kinks and limits

*Ref

*Safe word (Yes, this is REQUIRED. No safe word, no dick wetting.)

*A fun fact about you.

*Why I should choose you over any other girl.

What makes you a special bitch who should get with this cat more than anyone else?

*The color purple.

And a bit of flattery goes a long way~ Stroke my ego a bit, mayhaps~

My own kinks, tonight: Breeding, obviously. Cheating is a plus, not necessarily required, but WILL push you forward~. Rough, raunchy sex. Maybe spice it up with a bit of mind break in there. Maybe you fill my belly a bit too much and you can feel it sloshing around in there~ Size difference wouldn't go amiss. (Hint, hint.)

My limits: Nothing unsanitary. No watersports. No rimming. Scat, vomit, yada yada yada, you get the idea. Oh, and no one-liners.

Respect my time, I'll respect yours, and I'll make sure you end up with a nice, happy ending tonight~

Ciao~ 💜💋

Telegram: @aryngold

P.S. Don't expect a reply unless you give me everything I asked for. Thank you.