u/Buttbuttdancer

Do you like older guys? Like in their forties? Well then you’ve come to the right place! I’m one of those “I’m horny like a teenager again” mid life crisis types, and for some reason, I just can’t seem to empty my balls enough to fully satiate my needs, and my wrist is starting to suffer from RSI.

So if you have a hunger for cum, and love no strings fun with zero obligation or emotional stress, either a really good listener, who gives amazing foot rubs, then let’s chat!

I’m 6’4”, and not skinny but not fat, with dark hair and eyes, and a nice thick pickle to slobber on.

I love giving too, but lets keep to focus on making me cum for now, but do list any kinks you have so I can fantasize lol

Super bonus for younger, short, and petite. Especially bratty and nerdy.

Do you like older guys? Like in their forties? Well then you’ve come to the right place! I’m one of those “I’m horny like a teenager again” mid life crisis types, and for some reason, I just can’t seem to empty my balls enough to fully satiate my needs, and my wrist is starting to suffer from RSI.

So if you have a hunger for cum, and love no strings fun with zero obligation or emotional stress, either a really good listener, who gives amazing foot rubs, then let’s chat!

I’m 6’4”, and not skinny but not fat, with dark hair and eyes, and a nice thick pickle to slobber on.

I love giving too, but lets keep to focus on making me cum for now, but do list any kinks you have so I can fantasize lol

Super bonus for younger, short, and petite. Especially bratty and nerdy.

Hey,

I’m looking for someone who’s down for a cute friendship where we hang out and chill and do friend stuff.

Every morning though (or other agreed upon time) you come over, or we meet, and you dutifully, and greedily work out the filthiest, thickest, creamiest load possible, into whatever hole needs it the most. Then, ideally/hilariously without words or further context, go about our days/continue to hang out like normal.

Please have a sense of humor. I work and pay my bills, but other than that, my priority is always to be unserious and casual as hell. If you’re the kinda person who high fives me after a marathon fucking session, or takes it as a challenge when I try to push your hand away from my fly, smirking the second I get hard, teasing me that you knew I wanted it, then jerking a load out just to prove it’s yours.

That kinda stuff.

I’m over 6ft, and the kinda handsome that makes people I’ve met off here tell me “why do you have to look for sex on reddit you’re so cute!” Which is a double edged sword ladies!!! I’m here because my schedule fucking sucks I’m sure some can relate lol. I’ve been told I can pass for 20s, but if you talk to me you’d know I’m old 😂 also I’m like 20lbs over my target weight but working on it.

Send pics and tell me your darkest secrets!
Goth/puppygirls/plain/small or no boobs/outcasts/footgirls/short/nerdy/awkward/erc, all welcome, all loved!

Looking for something completely and totally anti stressful? Sometimes you just wanna suck a dick and get fingered? Sometimes you don’t care one bit about receiving and just wanna swallow a quick load?

Do you get off on being the one a guy comes to for quick and unemotional service? Does it signal pride in you when you feel his cock throb in your mouth, almost make you cum when you swallow his thick creamy load? Even if he has obligations, work, wife, friends, you’re the one he texts. He’s addicted to your mouth, and you are happy to keep it open for him.

All that with zero stress, no expectations further than two people engaging in fun, with a dude who’s about as laid back and unserious as, well I guess THE dude. Who presents both a contemporary companion, but also provides a sort of father or older brother figure as well. I know that half the problem with people meeting up on here is feeling safe and comfortable, and if I’m quite honest, hang with me once and you’ll probably want to again, even if nothing sexual happened, I just enjoy relating to people in general.

Aside from that, I’m 6’4, overweight but working on it. Be the reason I work out? And I have dark hair and eyes. More of a metal/goth style, but still fairly normal or average looking to most people. Have a deep love for horror movies, comic books, all that nerdy stuff. Big comic con goer energy, but like…cool…?

Bonus if you’re tiny, cute, nerdy, big glasses, mousy, shy, awkward. Goth girls/egirls/emo/etc. you get the picture! Say BLUE in your first message to weed out low effort replies and bots and stuff. Thanks!

Looking for something completely and totally anti stressful? Sometimes you just wanna suck a dick and get fingered? Sometimes you don’t care one bit about receiving and just wanna swallow a quick load?

Do you get off on being the one a guy comes to for quick and unemotional service? Does it signal pride in you when you feel his cock throb in your mouth, almost make you cum when you swallow his thick creamy load? Even if he has obligations, work, wife, friends, you’re the one he texts. He’s addicted to your mouth, and you are happy to keep it open for him.

All that with zero stress, no expectations further than two people engaging in fun, with a dude who’s about as laid back and unserious as, well I guess THE dude. Who presents both a contemporary companion, but also provides a sort of father or older brother figure as well. I know that half the problem with people meeting up on here is feeling safe and comfortable, and if I’m quite honest, hang with me once and you’ll probably want to again, even if nothing sexual happened, I just enjoy relating to people in general.

Aside from that, I’m 6’4, overweight but working on it. Be the reason I work out? And I have dark hair and eyes. More of a metal/goth style, but still fairly normal or average looking to most people. Have a deep love for horror movies, comic books, all that nerdy stuff. Big comic con goer energy, but like…cool…?

Bonus if you’re tiny, cute, nerdy, big glasses, mousy, shy, awkward. Goth girls/egirls/emo/etc. you get the picture! Say BLUE in your first message to weed out low effort replies and bots and stuff. Thanks!

I have been dreaming about something anon for a while now. However the horror stories I hear from people here, as well as some risky situations I experienced (and narrowly avoided) back in the Craigslist days have me understandably scared of actually trying something completely 100% anonymous, so I’m proposing the next best thing.

Let’s leave the small talk out. We trade pics without face, ideally just something sexy to offer some validation of your physical description or whatever, then you come over, suck my dick, get fingered if you want, and leave. Ideally without a word anywhere in between. If you like it, we plan for more.

I have a tight schedule, but can step away if I have ahead of time notice for a meetup. As such I rarely am able to host during evening hours but am totally down to meet up and play in the car (tinted and roomy), I can however host during the daytime.

I’m tall, slightly overweight and aggressively handling it, and very nerdy. Super kink friendly. Tell me your weird kink and I’ll probably like it. Try me.

Your only necessary qualities should be lots of free time, and the desire to be used orally. A lot.

I’m looking for a handjob specialist. Someone who can’t seem to keep their hands off a good thick penis. Always gripping the air when you’re not around one, wishing you were.

And when you get a hold of one, your mood dictates how you handle it. Sometimes, you might feel lazy and tired, relaxed, just hanging onto it, stroking slow, building up a thick load that you just coax out over a naturally chill amount of time, kinda just playing with the slime, maybe going again just as lazily. Maybe sometimes you’re hungry for it, needy, and start jerking it furiously having cornered me in whatever dark public corner, or my car, office, or you’ve just snuck in after the house is empty and are so starved for cum you push me against a wall and urge me to let go while you stroke me silly.

I want to find someone who genuinely enjoys giving overall, but want the focus to be around jerking me off. Your kink is my pleasure. Your fetish is getting cum out of me. Everything else is in the table, but you ideally don’t care. Yet you crash out if I deny your hands. That kinda thing.

You: you like a guy selfish, and authoritative, and tall. You’re short, and have a decent grip. Slightly assertive but mostly because it’s hot when someone just grabs my dick and makes me cum without even a word from me.

Me: very tall, kinda funny 🤷‍♂️ and very present and engaging. Even if we have fun together and are fine with just sexy times, we will likely become friends just because I tend to make people feel comfy around me, and enjoy talking to people as well lol

Hope to hear from my new hand girl soon!

I’m a big nerd, but handsome. Currently playing in one pathfinder group, and searching for a writing/comedy partner for nearly anything that sounds fun, am in a very healthy sapio (but completely non physical) relationship, and am looking to supplement the remaining physical aspects with, well hopefully you!

I look fairly normal, talk like a sane person, and am a socially conscious guy, aware of all the shitty things that are going on in the world, and if you’re game, looking to escape some of that stress. Through it all, I remain unbigoted, and happily avoid any of the social “phobics” that concerningly few people these days do, making even searching for sex on reddit, a scary scene. But hey, we persevere right?

You: you are normal, and empirically curious about cum. It fascinates you more than makes you feel good. You’re more studious than slutty, but the goal is optimal semen extraction, almost all the time. You could take it. Ride it till the cows come home, but your real passion is finding new and novel ways/methods/settings/etc that can produce the biggest and most potent loads possible. That’s what makes you wet at night when you’re winding down. The feel of cum between your legs, across your lips, glazing your hands is what keeps your passion burning. Ideally you’re shorter, skinnier, and younger than myself, ideally tiny so I can toss you around them cradle you in my arms. Aside from that, very helpful if you’re bratty, or unhinged. If you’re 18 and still in school, let’s talk about something specific.

Me: Romani/latino, tattooed, Over 6ft tall, little extra round the waist, dark hair and eyes, and thick and throbbing almost all the time. Very funny, step dad energy if you’re frisky. “Cool” but in an approachable way. If you’ve ever had a crush on a teacher or authority figure, you would have a crush on me.

I had a fantasy where someone has to essentially force me to let them drain me over and over, even pinning or holding me down, draining me during work/livestreams/public places, that kinda thing. So bonus if that’s something you wanna do. Also super super bonus if you’re literally never satisfied.

You know what they say, early bird gets the big throbbing worm to shoot hot sticky loads all over her.

If you’re up around 5, and you get as insanely horny as I do right after you wake up, you’re the person for me. Let’s start there. If all you want is a sex friend for that extremely helpful morning release, stop reading here. We can just meet up and let our bodies take over. If you’re a little bit of a freak though, do read on…

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You sure? Ok…

Well, you asked for it.
I get up around 4:30, and I sit there fantasizing about things that range from cute to supremely fucked up. In the cute category, I fantasize about a person laying next to me, nuzzling their ass back into me like they’re in heat, pretending to still be asleep, but definitely suggesting something, resulting in a long slow session, ending in a thick juicy creampie, and we just soak like that. I’ve dreamed of being woken up to a blowjob, being shushed while they take care of my morning wood like it’s their job. Even just a casual morning cross play session.

Other times though, it’s a little darker. I dream of being seduced by someone much younger, taken advantage of, manipulated, turned into some lil sluts experiment or ideally, cum producing machine made to be milked over and over. Sometimes I imagine it’s a step daughter scenario, or a door to door sales girl thing, uber driver, etc, some kinda outside pursuer who takes the opportunity my morning horniness provides to get that nut.

A short note on that: it’s not about me being submissive, not sure how to describe it. More of a cycle of obsession and fulfillment, if that makes sense.

Open to different times of the day, I work from home so let’s use that maybe? Just hot to imagine this happening in the morning for obvious reasons. Bonus if you like foot rubs/showing off your cute little feet. Even more bonus if you’re alt/goth/nerdy/girl Nextdoor. Crazy extra super bonus if you’re extra short and skinny, especially if you have smaller boobs/androgynous.

Lemme know if this sounds fun to you!

If you’re the kinda person who’s naive but motivated, good head on your shoulders, but maybe a little out there, curious, maybe even a little alt or emo/goth in personality/aesthetic, then let’s see if you can break?

Ideally, we’d start easy. See what skills and talents you’re lacking and practice, again and again, until you’re dialed in, completely in sync with what I want. Along the way, you’d be fed a steady diet, straight from the source, building a good foundation of conditioning and eventual addiction.

In the end, you’d be dreaming about me, filling your entire existence with thick rivulets of cum, coating every inch of your body, invading your mind. You’d text me at weird hours, asking to meet in strange places, begging for it. You’d find ways to sneak in and either corner me while I’m working, or trying to run errands, primal hunger taking over you, and causing you to not wait for permission, to never take no for an answer.

It would evolve into a constant back and forth, under the guise of “more training”. You’d miss appointments, neglect your family and friends, waiting in your car or hiding in the bushes outside my apartment, feinding for another load. Just one more. But the hunger will never end. You’d jerk, suck, fuck, whatever it takes to get you that fix.

This is not a sub/dom thing. It’s not about being humiliated or anything like that. It’s just two people, one a washed up blue collar career fuck up old man, and you. You have agency, but my hope is that you choose to surrender to this addiction. Let’s talk about it, work stuff out.

If you’re weird too, let’s talk. Totally open to type, both physical and personality. Be honest, I bet I can surprise you.

If it were up to you, you’d always have your lips locked around a throbbing pulsing cock, filling your throat over and over again until your stomach was full of hot slimy cum. You wouldn’t ask a dude to fuck your face, you’d grab his thighs and slam him down your throat until he unloads his balls, then before he can pull out youd push him against a wall and throat another load out while he squirms and shakes.

When you’re out doing something mundane, you’re always making excuses to touch and fondle him, trying to get him excited enough to sneak back to the car or into a dark corner so you can milk out a quicky. Out seeing a movie but you find it boring? Throw a jacket over your head and see how many times you can make him cum until his vision goes? Then on the ride home, the. On the couch watching tv, then before bed, and then he wakes up and finds you down there again, and on and on and on. Day after day.

If you’re the kinda girl who can handle that level of dedication, I’d love to hear from you.

I’m 6’4, with a little extra, well carried dad bod weight, dark hair and eyes, think blue collar hipster and you have my look. Work in food service and some of the hottest encounters I’ve had were with industry folks, but I’m open to all types, flavors, and spectrums. If you’re unsure or hesitant, I’m also really receptive and can vibe with just avojt anyone, so dm me and we can just have a chat until you feel comfy talking about all that stuff up there lol.

Hope you suck me soon!

If it were up to you, you’d always have your lips locked around a throbbing pulsing cock, filling your throat over and over again until your stomach was full of hot slimy cum. You wouldn’t ask a dude to fuck your face, you’d grab his thighs and slam him down your throat until he unloads his balls, then before he can pull out youd push him against a wall and throat another load out while he squirms and shakes.

When you’re out doing something mundane, you’re always making excuses to touch and fondle him, trying to get him excited enough to sneak back to the car or into a dark corner so you can milk out a quicky. Out seeing a movie but you find it boring? Throw a jacket over your head and see how many times you can make him cum until his vision goes? Then on the ride home, the. On the couch watching tv, then before bed, and then he wakes up and finds you down there again, and on and on and on. Day after day.

If you’re the kinda girl who can handle that level of dedication, I’d love to hear from you.

I’m 6’4, with a little extra, well carried dad bod weight, dark hair and eyes, think blue collar hipster and you have my look. Work in food service and some of the hottest encounters I’ve had were with industry folks, but I’m open to all types, flavors, and spectrums. If you’re unsure or hesitant, I’m also really receptive and can vibe with just avojt anyone, so dm me and we can just have a chat until you feel comfy talking about all that stuff up there lol.

Hope you suck me soon!